Biggest Bad Ass! Who would you want in The Lounge to back

[Crazy Guggenheim]

your ass in a fight? This is not a popularity contest!

We're looking for the meanest, the roughest, the toughest bad boys/girls in The Lounge!! In other words, you're glad they're on our side!!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

Mine: Floogeldy. Kitchen Witch. DanCA. BikeWriter. LSK. WCGreen. Wetzelbill. On Edit: Pistol Packing Peggy!

Again, this is not a popularity contest!

[LeftyMom]

1. Argument or physical fight?

I think the list'd be different.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Say argument, since many of us have not met each other in person.

[LeftyMom]

9. Let's see...

CaliforniaPeggy because she could drop the f-bomb and silence people if the fight got ugly, flvegan since he usually says what I'm thinking but in a way that actually makes sense and SouthlandShari beacuse she could make everybody laugh after the fight.

[flvegan]

24. Me? Make sense?

I should pay more attention to my posts, I guess.

[LeftyMom]

25. Well, more than I do anyhow

:shrug:

Are things any better today?

[flvegan]

31. Nope.

Day's been total shit.

I'll call you in a bit when the "kids" are settled (it's din-din time now).

[LeftyMom]

32. I'm sorry.

Do call, I'll worry until I find out what's up.

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Heidi, of course.

If I can whisper the answers to her. Assfaces.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Oooo.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Yes,

exactly. :rofl:

Nah, I'd go for Floogeldy too. Smartypants. ;)

[Devra]

64. wait, if you are whispering the answers to her

then she isn't backing you up at all. you would only be pretending that she is.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I like your list, my dear Crazy.......

The only other person I would add: YOU.....And demsroar, too....

All of you would be good, either physically or verbally.....

You didn't pick me..... :cry: Am I not snarky enough? And you yourself said I was good with a gun....in that thread where we rescued Demsroar.....

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. How could I forget you?!?!?!

Pistol Packing Peggy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Roflmao!

Thanks, Crazy....you made me laugh!

:rofl: :loveya: :hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Or myself.

I mean, consider this, I just started a lameass thread to whine myself out of the 700 club. ;) I fear nothing. Really. And I know some French.

[Arkana]

11. In an argument? Will Pitt.

In a fight? Skittles.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Oooo gee! Tough!

[LaurenG]

13. Guggenheim, arwalden, khash, mr scorpio, ds1

matcom and my husband. I am sure there are many others too and I left out all the ladies as I was visualizing a fist fight and bad language.:evilgrin: :wow: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. This is "pretty much" a verbal fight since many of us have not met each

other in person.

[LaurenG]

15. Well my imagination went wild and I was pretending

it was a brawl. It sounds sad to think about a real problem. :shrug: I'd hope H20 man, Pitt and Skinner would have my back.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. No prob. As I put in both!

:popcorn:

[WCGreen]

17. You, Redstone, Swag, GirlinContempt, Joani, Maddy,

Xmas74, Wild WetzelBill, LaraMN and KW....And Enigmatic to keep score...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Whoa! Thanks!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[WCGreen]

We'd Kick Ass.....

[In_The_Wind]

99. Honey, I'm a lover not a fighter ...

Although I do an excellent job of kickin' ass without ever touching anyone ...

Now when it comes to being a badass that's a whole nother matter ...

that's hands on ...

[Fleshdancer]

19. skittles. n/t

[Joey Liberal]

20. I'd want Stand and Fight

He knows what its like to be in a real street fight.

[Left Is Write]

21. What kind of fight?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. Either verbal or physical.

[Left Is Write]

29. I'm not sure, then...

I'm pretty sure I can pack a pretty good wallop myself. ;)

In a physical fight, though, give me backup in the form of BikeWriter, Redstone, and flvegan. In a verbal deal, I'll take Maddy McCall and BouncyBall.

[RevCheesehead]

75. Yes! Bouncy Ball!!!

OMG - picture this: Bouncy Ball, Kitchen Witch, and Merh (who will bring Maddy McCall, if needed).

I feel safer already. :)

[Redstone]

125. Good choice, because I fight dirty.

Last time violence was called for in a bar, I Maced the fucker before he could even raise his hands (he was going after someone else, and I interrupted him).

Rules? There are no rules in a knife fight!

Redstone

[flvegan]

23. If it's physical, I'd only want one: BigMcLargeHuge

I figure that between my strength and his mad ninja skills, we got some good coverage.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. That's 'cuz .........

I won't say it ....... :popcorn:

[flvegan]

30. Go on...

say it. This is a fight thread, dammit!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. You might not get enough protein since you're a vegan.

YOU KNOW I'M KIDDING!!

:popcorn: :sarcasm: :hide:

[Left Is Write]

34. Have you SEEN this man's muscles?

:swoon:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. Yes I have. He knows I'm kidding.

[Left Is Write]

36. Sssssh.

(I was trying to get him to show us again.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. I think he's eating meat on the side .....

:hide:

[flvegan]

38. Show them?

I have no new pics. For you, I'll work on that...

[flvegan]

40. *snort*

Good one!!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

42. I'm taking a look at some of those sites you gave me for Vegetarian

cooking. Seems they're good.

[flvegan]

45. Glad they might help out.

Careful to watch your protein intake, though.

Don't want to get weak 'n skinny like me...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. Yeah right. LOL.

[Floogeldy]

26. Yea BikeWriter for sure!

But you're all good. ;)

[BikeWriter]

88. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Floogeldy. my Friend.

:)

[graywarrior]

27. I don't need anybody. I can pretty much kick ass on my own.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

39. BOSS HOG

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. Yeah I've seen him in other forums. He's pretty good.

[bigwillq]

43. Scorpio

I bet he can kick everyone's ass! :bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. I was wondering when his name was going to come up.

[bridgit]

47. Jake Gittes: "There's no point in getting tough with me. I'm just..."

Evelyn Mulwray: "I don't get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does."

[southlandshari]

48. DS1 and matcom

Since I have no brothers in real life, I'd want these two to have my back if I ever needed it. There is not an ass on earth they couldn't kick in short order.

:D

[kick-ass-bob]

50. I am insulted.

x(




:P

[southlandshari]

51. Awwww.....

I would have included you, but I thought you only spoke to me because I have an embarrassingly high post count.

:evilgrin:

If you are saying you'd kick ass for me, I'd love to call on you if I ever needed someone to catch my back, darlin'!

:loveya:

Of course, the point may be moot. I can usually take care of myself just fine! ;)



:hug:

[southlandshari]

61. I rest my case, darlin'....

Nearly an hour after my reply to your complaining post, you are nowhere to be found.

My ass would be grass if I had to wait this long for a second in a fight!

:spank:

[kick-ass-bob]

79. Fine. Just forget it then.

:P

[southlandshari]

80. Oh no. You're not gettin' off that easy, darlin'!

How quickly they forget...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4297934#4297983

I had your back. Still do. And you are gonna walk away?

Might just have to give someone a spankin' if this continues...

:evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

81. These damned people at work expect me to do something.

x(

I'll have your back, as long as they don't fire me ( :rofl: yeah right ) for having your back.


Plus, who was attacking you here? Matcom? I don't think that was "that kind of attack"

;)

[matcom]

54. do you want us at the same time? one at a time?

can i have your front too?

oh. isn't this a sex thread?

sorry :hide:

































:loveya:

[southlandshari]

57. BOTH of YOU at the same time?

:P

[VelmaD]

49. I won a poll on this a while back...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=934253

[William Bloode]

52. I'll take myself.

After yrs of Greco Roman, Catch style, and Freestyle wrestling, boxing, and now in my 5th year of Ju Jitsu. Beside being 6'6 and 285lbs, i have plenty of skills. Not to mention the very very dirty tricks, and killer attitude i obtained in prison. Makes me a fairly intimidating opponent.

[chknltl]

53. Nobody from the lounge but I'd wanna grab a few from GD

Those guys are always raren' for a fight. Besides I kinda' like to think folks over here are "kinder-gentler".... so calm the fudge down k!?!?!
Jeez...leave here for a minute to check on LBN...

[southlandshari]

58. Ahem.

Take whoever you want from GD - them's good people, no matter what others here say. But you're missing out if you think no one in the Lounge would have your back in a big way...



;)

[chknltl]

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OK that is at least 50 can I go play with my X-BOX now?

[southlandshari]

73. ROFL!!!

I brought the whip out not for you, but for anyone thinking of messing with you, my friend!! I was telling you that I've got your back!

:rofl:

[chknltl]

78. SH*T!!! Can I save it just in case??? I type with one finger and

....I would hate to go through that again. Knowing that you have my back is both comforting and scary at the same time. (Doms are supposed to be a little scary...well the good ones are at any rate...)

Here is another whip swinging gal I once had the pleasure to work with...as a photographer of course. Unlike you she was NEVER comforting. If you like, click on the song: "Sin City" to hear what she sounds like, it is just a partial song but it is one of my faves... http://www.myspace.com/genitorturers

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

55. No offense guys, but if I need help, I'm going to the Gungeon.

Tough don't mean jack against a bunch of guys and girls itchin' to use their shiny new glock. :popcorn:

[BikeWriter]

86. Glock? Ain't that the "Combat Tupperware?"

When I "dress formal" I stick a stainless steel .40 cal. S&W in each of my boots.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

87. I stand corrected, and thank you for proving my point.

:-)

[BikeWriter]

90. That high tech polymer is okay, but...

I don't like their trigger pull or their tendency to fail to eject if you don't have a firm grip on them. You can always count on combat conditions being less than ideal.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

91. Okay Locke.

[sendero]

121. Not to pick nits..

.... but the vast majority if not all Glocks have polymer (plastic) stocks and flat black works.

In other words, they are not at all shiny, they are deadly :)


But they do have a neat "safety" - right in the middle of the trigger!

[texas1928]

56. I could take all of them.

So there.


:spits:

[southlandshari]

59. .....

:loveya:

Long time no see!

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

85. Is that a challenge? If so, I'll choose cow patties at fifty feet.

;)

[texas1928]

103. Good splatter effect.

But they have to be fresh.

[BikeWriter]

106. OUCH!

[lizziegrace]

60. I vote for Peggy

You can kill'em with kindness and compassion. (It's the way I fight at least..)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

62. I thank you, my dear lizziegrace.......

You just made my morning........

:loveya: :pals:

[lizziegrace]

63. Just stating the truth

my dear Peggy!

[In_The_Wind]

65. I think you've picked a few of the best ~ however ...

I also need MissHoneychurch, Sugar Smack, xmas74 and meganmonkey by my side ...

[lizziegrace]

66. Add Southland Shari to my list

She'd lob moonpies at them. (Just make sure they're frozen like hockey pucks!)

:bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

67. You are right! I should have added her to my list too!

:hi:

[southlandshari]

71. You know I've got your back, sweets!

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

74. I know that!

I'm very lucky that I've made many good friends in my brief time here at DU.

You, Lady Are Awesome :yourock:

[southlandshari]

70. Lizziegrace, darlin', stick with me...

and no one will think twice about messing with you!

;)

[lizziegrace]

83. anyone messin' with you

would find themselves in Southern Belle Hell!

:rofl:

[nini]

69. ZombyWoof, Skittles and Will Pitt

now.. there's a triad for ya! :D

[RevCheesehead]

72. Merh.

If she can survive Katrina, I want Merh on my side. :)

[Shell Beau]

76. I'm with you!! Merh and Maddy!

:)

[In_The_Wind]

109. Yep! They both kick ass too!

[merh]

126. And I definitely would want you in my corner if that fight were to

take place - I need your spiritual guidance. :hug:

[khashka]

77. I got a few nominations

KitchenWitch definitely. And Peggy. But mostly I want the Magistrate (the only person I've ever seen who can turn excruciating politeness into a weapon of mass destruction).

Oh, yeah and progmom (all that nicey-nice stuff is just a disguise) and fleabert (she's a lot tougher than she lets on).

I'm just glad that we're all on the same side - you people are scary.

Khash.

[progmom]

110. i got your back, khash

:hug:

[redqueen]

82. DS1

Yeah

[I aint Miss Behaving]

84. I just rely on my instinks.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

96. Oh. Let's not forget NEM! LOL!

:popcorn: :applause: :woohoo: :patriot: :scared:

[BikeWriter]

89. I am proud to be included in such esteemed company.

Thank you, Crazy. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

95. You're welcome!

[BikeWriter]

97. You'd be on my list of prefered backups, too.

:)

[Err]

92. No one picked Err?

Don't you all know Err is a big badass? :evilfrown:

If I ever got into a fight, I'd want Wetzelbill (because he's a former wrestler) or flvegan backin' me up.

[In_The_Wind]

98. Don't feel bad! No one picked me either. Some of us are Lovers ...

not badass fighters ...

[RagingInMiami]

93. Nobody picked me?

You guys obviously haven't seen my bad side.

[merh]

94. Fuzzy Slippers would be my first choice.

You just think that fuzz is soft and harmless. She wears those to protect her toes when she is kicking ass. :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

111. Thank you!!!

I'm glad someone FINALLY recognizes what a bad ass I am.:rofl:

[merh]

112. Well of course I recognize your value.

Put em' up, put em' up




:hug: :loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

116. The Cowardly Lion!! My favorite!!

I'm honored to be compared with him.

:hug: :loveya:

[merh]

117. I know, you think you are not brave,

but when push comes to shove, you will stand up for what you believe it and those you love.




:hug: :pals: :loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

118. Thanks, merh!!

:hug: :pals: :loveya:

[NMMNG]

100. MrScorpio, Floogeldy, SeattleGirl, KitchenWitch, WCGreen, Heidi,

and Joan Alpern

[SeattleGirl]

120. Yay!!!! I finally got picked!

Thanks Buffy! I like your team! :loveya:

[DanCa]

101. Thank you crazy and I got your back jack

Well put the freepers out like they were hit by a caddilac.
I want to add clintmax hedi and the divine one seattle girl.

[DanCa]

102. Oh and Buffy the Fundieslayer and Ladyhawk. (nt)

Man I got to stop posting my hands are shot.

[progmom]

104. bettyellen and yvr girl

no doubt about it.

[Hugin]

105. Gee willikers...

Aren't y'all forgetting somebody.

*sulk*

[swimboy]

107. Khashka, armed with a

flail (yes, I said it) and Billyskank because he can wound with a mambo, DS1 and progmom because my aquasenses tell me they are powerful MFs, and tjwmason to close my eyes if things did not turn out well.

[khashka]

115. Wait ,hold on ,stop!

I get to do all the fighting but TJ gets to comfort you? Somehow that dosn't seem fair.If I have to kill and maim people I should at least get a kiss afterwards.

Khash.

[swimboy]

122. That's for if things do not go well.

If the fight goes well, well, you'd be my champion, wouldn't you. And as my champion, well . . .

[khashka]

123. So I only get kisses when I lose?

I have this sinking feeling that I'm gonna be doing a lot of losing.

Khash.

[swimboy]

124. That's not how I read it.

:* :hug: :*

I'm going to be traveling for the next several days but I'm looking forward to chatting again when I get back. :loveya:

[chknltl]

108. I am so relieved that all here had sense enough not to pick....

chknltl: short of stature, strong on diplomacy and quick to run away from a ruckus.

This confirms to me that my fellow DUers, especially those here in the lounge, are wise indeed!

[LSK]

113. whoa! im a big bad ass according to CG

Now hes gonna want me to follow him around and kick everyones ass!! }( :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

114. I know who to call!

:popcorn:

[ForrestGump]

119. Hmmm. If I was limited to a posse of just four, I'd say (in alphabetical

order):

Maddy McCall
NSMA
SOteric
supernova

I'm thinking more of the post-rumble ministrations to my wounds and so on...maybe a nice massage with fragrant oils and possibly even involvement of Jello.

I limited it to four because I really don't know if I can handle more. I am, after all -- and this much should be obvious -- a realist.