My tinfoil hat may, MAY be on too tight....

[Robb]

Anyone who knows me should get a kick out of this:

I live in a pretty small town, and almost never get folks knocking on my door. So the doggies are bow-wow-wowing as a big knock comes on the door. As I walk towards the front of the house, I can see through the little shade on the front door window two male figures, late 20s or early 30s, wearing dark sunglasses, in monochromatic suits and trenchcoats, both with ID tags flapping out of their pockets. White Taurus-type sedan in the drive.

I think I can be excused for assuming it was the Feds. I've had a few FOIA requests into the various acronym agencies for some years now. And hell, I post here....

As it turns out they were Mormons on mission.

My friends still laugh at this story... :eyes:

[Devils Advocate NZ]

1. The Feds are bad enough...

But the Mormons? Run for your life, they ARE out to get you! :tinfoilhat:

[TacticalPeek]

2. Fear not...

If you can hear them coming, you can figure you're safe.

It's the stealthy bastards you gotta watch out for.


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[Robb]

3. sorta like

my neighbor, who told me the only people who shouldn't be paranoid are those who are out to get everyone else....

Lord help whoever kicks down his door....