"Something's wrong with HIS medulla oblongata!" Random Movie Quote Trivia

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

with your morning coffee.

[Arkana]

1. The Waterboy!!!!

"You're wrong, Colonel Sanders! Mama's right!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. Yay for you! You can DO it!

[jus_the_facts]

3. "The Man. Oh, you don't know The Man?"

"Oh, well, he's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man. And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Okay? And there used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock 'n' roll. But guess what. Oh, no. The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome. Cause The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just give up!"

[ChoralScholar]

4. ...

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Listen, if I went around saying i was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.