what is your favorite curse word?

[aquaman]

mine is Fuck. Hope you like it. If not, Fuck you.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Fiddle-sticks

[DanCa]

2. Dag gummit to articulate the old persons rage.

[Err]

3. Fuck.

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

[astonamous]

4. I like that one too! n/t

[swag]

5. Fuckity

[aquaman]

6. I must say....

I like that one too.

[DanCa]

7. I like the old Galactica Swearring

Frack - fuck Feldecarb - bullshit - Gull Monging - God damn

[khashka]

61. On a related noted

When the BBC told Virgin they couldn't use "fuck" in Doctor Who novels, they replaced it with "cruck" - a word I still use in everyday speech.

Khash.

[wildhorses]

8. doo-doo and pee-pee

but yeah fuck is a good one too
For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge

[aquaman]

9. LOL,

doo-doo and pee-pee are good as well.

[ashling]

10. What do you think this is? Actor's Studio, for

crying out loud?!! Do You think you are that goatee faced Plimpton?
Well, I've got one thig to say:

BIG WHOPPING SHIT!!!

[aquaman]

12. FUCK YOU.....

:hi:

[ashling]

16. And fuck you very much, too.

:hi:
:toast:

[aquaman]

11. FUCK< FUCK< FUCK< FUCK

Fuck you guys and gals. I must go to bed. I have to get up in five hours. I know that you all don't, so I say FUCK you to that. Peace and love to all at DU. See you tomorrow night.

[AVulgarianHue]

13. Begone!

A serviceable, multi-purpose curse.:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

14. jeepers

[aquaman]

15. Shit.

[DanCa]

17. Bull Puckey.

[loosecannon]

18. I have a preference to..Bush.

As in..Bush you, you fucking shithead.

[NMMNG]

19. Welcome to DU!

[loosecannon]

21. Thanks for the welcome Buffy!!!

I have read for a while and thanks for welcoming me.

[NMMNG]

22. You are welcome

I hope you enjoy your stay! :hug:

[NMMNG]

20. I tend to use "f*ck" most often

[obxhead]

23. It's already been posted and received no replies.

[Robeson]

24. So many great curse words...so little time!....

...:D

[Wetzelbill]

25. Fuck I don't know

[Wetzelbill]

26. Although if I could say "Cocksucker" like Al Swearengen it would be that

[SoCalDem]

28. I can't wait for Deadwood to start up again.. I miss Al

:)

[Wetzelbill]

30. Whiskey.. Rum... Snatch?

My favorite Al line ever. haha

That guy is hilarious.

You mean Al Gore right?

:)

[loosecannon]

27. I am new here, and I know this is the Lounge. But

The one that isn't a curse word but has become one is LIBERAL.

It has become a word that is equal to any other word of hate and they keep pushing it. We need to fight on this front and I know this is the wrong forum but, I cannot start a thread here or any other since I am new.

OK rant over and thanks for allowing it. I hope.

Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.

[Wetzelbill]

31. Welcome you cocksucker... nice to fucking have you at DU!

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. That's the Lounge spirit!

[Wetzelbill]

34. I knew if anyone would appreciate it it would be you Crazy G

[loosecannon]

35. Thanks you spermburping gutter slut..Hee Hee.

Guess thats why your bill is wetz. Just funnin.

Thanks for the welcome.

[Wetzelbill]

40. you're going to fit in just fine I see

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. Welcome to DU.

[Jamastiene]

29. Shit.

I also love the story of Jack Schitt. Here it goes:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt

www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/JackSchitt/Jack_Schit.htm

[loosecannon]

36. I can tell a true story to you.

My sister was driving home on holloween night and a black cat ran in front of her car. She hit it and stopped on the curb. It seemed ok other then its tail was disconnected. She is a seamstress and had all the things she needed.

She was sewing the tail back onto the cat when the police arrived.

They charged her with retailing pussy on the highway...lol.

[Wetzelbill]

41. haha

that's good. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

37. Oh shit, fuck your fucks already! I say...

Gaaarrr-giiiilllllles!

Yep.


Gaaarrrrrr-giiilllllles! is my new favorite curse word.


Followed closely by Chrriiiiis-shuuunnnuuuuh!


Come ON, people! Get a clue! Fuck is soooo two weeks ago. God.

[Initech]

38. Take some advice from Country Joe & The Fish

Give me an F!
Give me a U!
Give me a C!
Give me a K!

What's that spell? FUCK!

What's that spell? FUCK!

What's that spell? FUCK!!!

[pokerfan]

39. God damn it!

Which is ironic since I'm an athiest. Usually uttered after I do something stupid.

"What the fuck?!" is reserved for when other people do something stupid.

"Jesus" is used when someone does something amazing, stupid or otherwise.

[chrisau214]

42. I like Cheney because it is so flexible

For example one could say;

"Oh dear I just stepped in a stinking pile of dog Cheney."

or when trying to impress a particularly impressive young lady you could say;

"Hey baby how about we get together and you suck on my big Cheney."

or perhaps you and your wife are in a particularly romantic mood. You take her into the bedroom because you really need to Cheney her. During the process of Cheneying the following might happen.

You are fondling your wife's breasts when she says to you. "Please stick your Cheney between my breasts and give me a good titty Cheneying."

After a little of that it becomes time for actual penetration and your wife could say, "Oh I need you in me. Come on put your hard Cheney into my hot dripping Cheney and Cheney me."

Outside of the sexual arena there is always the tried and true insult of telling a particularly offensive Cheneyer that they should go and Cheney themselves. If one is particularly irritated with someone they could actually say, "You Cheneying piece of stinkin' Cheney why don't you go Cheney off. You make me so Cheneying sick that I just want to Cheneying Cheney down Cheneying throat.

It's a verb, it's a noun, it's an adjective. It's a little bit of everything.


Chris

[Tsiyu]

43. Fuck really sums it up

mine is fuck, too.

But I'm trying to stop cursing so much, and here you've made me say fuck three times...:)

[Callalily]

44. I am totally appalled

by this thread. I had to read it with my eyes shut! Swearing like that, for shame, for shame. Now goddammit, I've got to run and get a fucking bar of soap for each and every one of your dirty bastards.
http://www.insultmonger.com/assorted/swearing.htm

[mikeargo]

45. I often borrow one...

from a novel by Carl Hiassen (I think it was Striptease) where he used it to describe a Delay-like politician: Jizzbag

[Callalily]

49. Hmmmm . . .

did I miss something? Don't quite understand your comment. And . . . to DU. I think you're going to like it here.

[mikeargo]

52. Thnanks for the welcome...

I meant to say that I will use "jizzbag" as an epithet to descibe certain type of people (see Tom Delay, for example)

[mikeargo]

55. I also favor...

some old New England curse words: "Cocknocker" and "Whoremaster"

[tjdee]

46. Fuck works for every occasion, although SRK has me saying "shit" more ofte

n.

Confusion: "What the fuck?"
Anger: "Don't fuck with me!"
Sadness: "All fucking day I was working on this paper, and now it's gone!"
Happiness: "Fuck yeah I'm going to the U2 concert tonight!"

And obviously, the sexual way.

I don't really curse much anymore, but I must say that the F word is the best.

In some Bollywood films, they use "shit" like nothin'. Disappointment seems to warrant a "shit".

[Omphaloskepsis]

47. Shitcock...

I stole it from this image:

[ThatsMyBarack]

48. H-E-Double Toothpicks!!!

That and "pee-pee-soaked Heck hole"!

:rofl:

[salin]

50. Flibberdegibbit!

Not really - just popped into the head.

[kedrys]

51. shitfuckpissballs

all one word, lowercase. sometimes shortened to just "fuck". :)

[bikebloke]

53. Merde!

Though lately, "fy fan" is re-emerging after a long hibernation.

Fer fuck's sakes.

[graywarrior]

54. mutha fucka-cocksucka piece-o-shit

Ride in my car with me. You won't believe the creative flow of trash that spills out of my mouth.

[Call Me Wesley]

56. Crapola.

The others are in Swiss German. ;)

[alarimer]

57. mine too

It is very versatile. You can use it to express just about every emotion.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

58. I know it's not especially an enlightened 21st century word

but I love "twat" - you can really explode with it (of course "fucking twat" is better.)

[khashka]

59. Cocksucker ... but it should be used sparingly

Also the other four letter C-word that can not be used on DU.

So as my fall back choice: fuck.

Khash.

[painted_black]

60. son of a

cock sucking goat fucking punk ass pussy piece of shit

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[ismnotwasm]

62. Jesus fucking christ

It used to be motherfucker.

[alarcojon]

63. chingate!

(go fuck yourself)

[Legolassie]

64. hijueputa

:)

[aquaman]

65. Damn, I'm impressed.

You ladies and gentlemen sure love you some cursing.

[Guy Fawkes]

66. "Bloody Hell"... "Banta puudu" comes in a close second.

But the second is just for you Star Wars fans...

[Parrcrow]

67. Fuddle Duddle

[Jara sang]

68. Fuckwitz or fuckwad

[MrSlayer]

69. Cocksucker.

I enjoy letting my inner Swearengen out.