I wupped Batman's ass

[datasuspect]

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Batman thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jagoff

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions

[Arugula Latte]

1. Oh, Jeez. I first read this as: "I wiped Batman's ass."

I was thinking, whaaaa, one of your kids dressed as Batman for Halloween and you had to wipe 'em or something?

[datasuspect]

2. things wesley willis taught us

Bill Clinton put people back to work.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is "crazy like a roll lizard."

15 dollars is a very affordable price for an oil change.

Superman is a roughneck and is vulnerable to a rump flogging via a rubber hose.

The mullet is the reason why people hate you.

At the age of 46, (Al Capone) was a stupid jackass.

McDonald's is the place to rock.

Vultures fly United.

Saddam Hussein could have been defeated with rock music.

Psychotic outbursts will get you thrown out of the art store.

Telling a reverend to "suck a male camel's dick" will get you thrown out of church.

Jesus is the answer; we're just not sure on the question.

Vampire birds will not only suck the blood out of you and send you to hell; they will stab you in the ass.

Despite being a superhero, Birdman carries a gun and will pistol-whip you if you "trespass his real estate."

There's a winged creature called the chicken cow that only comes out when it's cold outside and will eat your face.

Batman is "a fucking asshole."

December is a joy month.

A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat; A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.

O.J. did it.

Smut is the tie that binds us together as one free world

Alanis Morissette is actually lovable in the long run

[redqueen]

5. hahahahahahahaha

:rofl:

:loveya:

[cedahlia]

6. don't forget that Courtney Love

is a sweet, lovable, rock and roll legend.

She can also wupp a camel's ass.

Oh, and Raid kills bugs dead.

:D

[anarch]

3. Cut the Mullet

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

[datasuspect]

4. al capone

Al Capone was a hoodlum
He was a gangster
He kills people in gangland style
He is a stupid asshole
He is full of shit

Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone

Al Capone gunned down my brother
He killed him with an Uzi submachine gun
He plugged twenty bullets in him
He stole his hotrod

Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone

Al Capone beat two men to death with a baseball bat
He smashed both of them over the head
At the age of 46, he was a stupid jackass
Al Capone is a no-good asshole

Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone
Al Capone

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Wal-Mart, it's always the low price. Always

[Ariana Celeste]

7. you can download some of his songs here..

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php?band=wesleywillis

r.i.p. dude.