Some Ann Coulter snarkage.....

[PatGund]

There was a thread on the "metaquotes" community on LiveJournal about Ann Coulter, and the near-universal dislike of her. Figured the people here in DU would enjoy the snarkage.

"I always get nervous insulting a woman who is capable of unhinging her jaws and swallowing a small human or a goat whole"

"she hasn't been the same since some liberal in Kansas dropped a house on her sister"

"...she's no lady. I doubt she's got a Y chromosome, but she's definitely no lady. She's a Bitch masquerading as someone with class."

"So THAT'S who the lady in the icon is! I couldn't tell... her face is at a bad angle to see the Evil Hatemongering Soul shining out of it, so I didn't recognize her."

"Just look for the chrome teeth and that "praying mantis crossed with tyrannosaur" stance. It's a dead giveaway."

And my personal favorite: "Everyone knows that Ann Coulter's worst nightmare involves Sigourney Weaver, a forklift, and an open airlock."

[PatGund]

1. Also:

"Time for me to put on the khaki shorts, engage the Australian accent, and huff about a kilo of raw crank: "Now, this is a fully-grown Anorexic Psychotic, and I've got her by the toe so she can't bite me. By crikey, isn't she an ugly bastard?"

(And no, I'm not shoving my thumb up her rear to really piss her off. I have more respect for my thumb than that.)"