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Post punchlines from favourite jokes here
So the bartender says to the frog, "Damn it, this is the last time I show you how to do this!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:28 PM
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:29 PM
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2. You have to keep your worms warm.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:29 PM
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3. "Whaddya mean, there's no Tuesday Night Football?"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:34 PM
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4. Next time, put the potato down the FRONT of your pants.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:37 PM
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5. Yeah, but with my father AND my mother?
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:37 PM
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6. "Two candy bars and a Pepsi. Why?"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:39 PM
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7. "Twenty bucks. Same as downtown."
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:40 PM
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8. Okay, Monica. You can go home now.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:43 PM
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9. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:44 PM
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10. Leave me alone, I'm winning.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:46 PM
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11. And the little old lady says,
"Yeah, but I bet HIM that I'd have the president of the bank by the balls by Monday morning!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:46 PM
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12. "Hey! Where the hell's my cookie?!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:48 PM
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13. And Napoleon says, 'If I had Faux "News', no one ever would have even
Edited on Wed Nov-19-03 04:48 PM by tom_paine
known I lost in Russia!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:49 PM
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14. Matcom's ass, Zombywoof's Coffee and GOPisEvil's #3 Wood
You figure out the joke - it's a hoot!!!!
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:51 PM
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15. and the farmer's daughter says........
no, I said clean the STALLS! :P
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:51 PM
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16. "So could I, mine's as big as a house!"
"Answer the phone cocksucker" "Eh,I make a good living"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:51 PM
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17. What?! ..... And leave show business?!
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:52 PM
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18. and the bartender says "you're sitting on the mop bucket"
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:54 PM
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Look Peter, I can see my house from here.
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Wed Nov-19-03 04:54 PM
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20. "I believe he had a HAT...!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:02 PM
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21. Slapping his forehead
the Father says "Dayumm, I forgot I already promised the car to your brother."
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:03 PM
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22. Yeah, but she's got worms too, and I like to fish!
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:04 PM
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23. "OK, break's over. Everyone back on your heads"
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:06 PM
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24. "I lift them up so I can see the clock tower in the town square."
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:09 PM
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25. "I guess I'm not a very good conductor."
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:10 PM
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Edited on Wed Nov-19-03 05:12 PM by Maeve
Or the true final line "Oh, that's our shortstop."
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Wed Nov-19-03 05:13 PM
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27. Ya better, 'cause you sure won't be able to wear glasses.
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:08 PM
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29. The little girl says to the Pope,
"Don't worry. There's still one left. Mr. Bush jumped out of the plane with my knapsack on his back!"
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:14 PM
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30. "So, they decided to call it:
Alexander's rag time-band".
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:15 PM
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31. "So that's how I ended up
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Wed Nov-19-03 06:18 PM
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32. "Hey, I didn't know Mary worked here."
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