Make me laugh!

[Shell Beau]

Come on people, it is Friday and I haven't been silly at all today. Okay maybe just a little bit, but not the usual silliness!! :silly:

[matcom]

1. .....and then Bush said.....

how many is a Brazillion? :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

O. M. G. Can't. Stop. Laughing. :rofl:

[matcom]

3. i could also show you this

[GOPisEvil]

5. That's just scary...except for the face.

;)

[matcom]

6. i was talking about the Miata

:P

[GOPisEvil]

7. Sexiest part of that picture.

;)

[matcom]

8. well, it sure as hell isn't what's under the pink

:7

[GOPisEvil]

12. You got that right.

:D

[Shell Beau]

10. I said laugh not CRY and PUKE!!!

:cry: :puke:

[matcom]

17. i'm sorry. let me make it up to you

[Shell Beau]

21. .

[matcom]

22. ok. THIS one is good

[Shell Beau]

25. .

Where is that sexy witch pic when I need it?

[matcom]

27. maybe THIS one?

[Call Me Wesley]

11. That's just

freepy. Freeps me out. :scared:

[Left Is Write]

4. ....was a funny show. I wish it would come back.

[Shell Beau]

14. We used to play it when we were little!! Ahh, memories!!

:7

[pdx_prog]

9. a guy goes into a bar....

sits down and orders a beer. As he is taking a drink he hears a voice that says, "nice hair". He looks around but doesn't see anyone, so he takes another drink and this time hears, "have you been working out?" He looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He asks the bartender "Aren't we the only ones here?" the bartender says yes and asks, "why?". The man says that he swears he heard voices, then the bartender say's,"oh that's the peanuts....they're complimentary."...:)

[Shell Beau]

13. HAHAHAHA!!

:rofl: complimentary :rofl:

[A HERETIC I AM]

28. a guy goes into a bar......

and places a shoe box and a cigar box on the bar. He asks the bartender "If i show you something really outrageous, can you spot me a drink?"

The bartender says "Sure"
The guy opens the boxes and puts a little tiny piano on the bar. Then he places a frog at the piano and pulls out a lizard and stands the lizard next to the piano. The frog starts playing a Broadway show tune and the lizard starts singing the song at perfect pitch. The bartender is duly impressed and sets the guy up with his drink. At the end of the bar, a fellow is watching all this and is totally amazed. He comes over to the fella and says "That was TOTALLY AMAZING!! I have to have that lizard. What will you take for him?" The guy says "Oh, i don't know.... he's been with me a long time....how about $200? "Deal!" and he hands the guy $200, takes the lizard and walks out. The bartender says "Man! You're nuts! You had a singing lizard and you sold it to the guy for only $200?"
The guy says "Don't worry, the frog is a ventriloquist"

[TK421]

15. I already made you laugh (and vomit) today....will you never be happy?

[Shell Beau]

18. It's Friday. I require double doses of everything!

:P

[Cathyclysmic]

16. website for stress relief

http://www.peacecandy.com/gwbush/dishonestdubya/

[Craig3410]

19. The tag and the heading of this...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1756670

:rofl:

[Kali]

20. I just posted two

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4285879

and

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4286032&mesg_id=4286032

[MooPie]

23. So this guy

is talking to his psychiatrist and says, you know, sometimes I think I'm a wigwam, and other times I think I'm a teepee. And the psychiatrist says to him:
"Sounds like you're too tents to me."

Sorry.

[Blackfish]

24. the one on the left is Robert Redford...

I'm not sure about the one on the right. But the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Some joke about a woman with tatoos on the insides of her thighs or something.

[hippywife]

32. Nothing like

a great delivery! :rofl:

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[dpbrown]

26. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Vikings screw in a boat.

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. All you really need is "The Fish Slapping Dance"

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_video/fish.avi

[ThatsMyBarack]

30. Gotta tell a BAD joke!

I used to box--chocolates!

I even licked a few!

:evilgrin: :bounce: :crazy: :rofl:

[nashbridges]

31. British Humor

A bloke is showing two young American girls around London and they come to a pedestrian crossing. He presses the button and the pedestrian signal goes 'bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep....'
'Whats that for?' asked one of the girls.
'Oh thats just to let the blind know that the lights have changed' said the bloke.

'My Gaad' she said, really shocked, 'in the States we don't even let them drive...'

[Cannikin]

33. some threads I started that were funny IMHO

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4286753

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4286758