Any other men out there who can't grow a beard to save their life?

[newportdadde]

Damn its annoying, I get all the inconvience of shaving everyday but none of the other options. Not that my wife wouldn't make me shave it off anyways, but at least the option would be nice.

[Solon]

1. Here!!!!

Around my neck below the chin I grow hair profusely, but am totally bare around my chin and mouth, except my upper lip. Speaking of which, I can grow a mustache, but with a space in the middle, kind of like a Spanish look. However, even that wouldn't look good, my facial hair is bright red when grown out and my hair on top of my head is Blond, what the hell is that about?

[HawkerHurricane]

2. Yes?

It grows fast and patchy. If I miss a day, everyone notices. If I miss a month, it looks like I'm in chemotherapy.

[MrScorpio]

3. Me

The Cherokee in me helps me save money on razors

[anarch]

4. yeah

but then again this friend of mine has facial hair that starts about 1 inch below his eyes, and grows pretty much all the way down his neck...he can go from clean-shaven to full, very impressive beard in about 5 days. All in all, I think I'm happy enough with my scraggly, pathetic beard growth.

Although I do tend to look a little bit like the devil when I don't shave for a week or so...I swear I'm not trying to grow a devil-goatee, that's just all my beard does!

[enigami]

5. I can , but my brother can't

no hair on my chest though, My brother in laws are going bald but have hairy monkey fur butts. go figure

[musette_sf]

6. "Damn, we're smooth"

[catmandu57]

7. I tried at different times to grow a beard

without any luck. Then a period of down and out homelessness came my way and shaving was a luxury I couldn't afford. Then my damn deard grew, and it looked mean and scruffy, as soon as I got back on my feet the beard went bye bye.

[Jokerman]

8. I wish!

I hate to shave but I get "three day beard" effect in less than 24 hours. I sometimes shave twice a day if I go out on a week night.

The upside is that I had a beard in high school and got served at most bars and liquor stores but since then its mostly been a hassle.

[Parrcrow]

9. I can't

I've grown a moustache twice. Each time after about 5 weeks someone would say to me 'I see you have started to grow a moustache.' I never liked it anyway and a beard is just plain impossible. I shave every other day and always look clean shaven.

I just figure it marks me as being higher on the evolutionary scale. Well, that's my story anyway.