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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:52 AM
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Oh my god. This is funny. "SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAAN!!!!"""
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:55 AM
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1. She would have *loved* me
Atheist lesbian vegetarian with a distinct disdain for radical fundies.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:57 AM
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4. I'm an Agnostic laten Lesbian with utter disgust
For Christian Soldiers....

Sorry, I just love women so much I figure I have to be a lesbian....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:00 AM
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6. LOL
So, you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body? I always knew there was something I liked about you. ;-)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:02 AM
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8. Now if you could only help me get her out.....
:evilgrin:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:03 AM
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9. They have surgery for that nowadays....
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:56 AM
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2. My favorite part of her rant is her "prayer"...
"Get the fuck out of my house, I ask in Jesus' name!" Hilarious.
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:57 AM
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3. GET OUT!!! GORGOOOOOOLSSS!!!!!!
I remember seeing a preview for it a little while ago, thanks for finding the full thing, it made my night! :D :hi:
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 01:58 AM
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5. I'm watching it again tonite. Call me a masochist!
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:09 AM
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12. I taped it for posterity
On my dark-sided VCR.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:01 AM
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7. My experience is that religious extremists like that woman
do more to harm religion than help it. The kids in that family probably won't set foot in a church for a very long time after they escape her nutty clutches. :eyes:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:05 AM
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10. Indeed
Did you notice how even they thought she was batshit crazy when she was having her meltdown? Obviously they aren't cut from the same cloth as her (thankfully), and therefore have a chance in the world.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:07 AM
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11. I didn't even see the program,
but I started seeing the video clips of that woman about a month ago. The sad thing is that this woman thinks she can _scare_ the hell out of people, and ruling by fear never works in the long run. :(
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:26 AM
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17. Psychology has definitely proven that
Positive reinforcement/rewards/pleasure are far more effective and beneficial than negative reinforcement/punishment/fear/pain. Unfortunately too many people still haven't gotten the message, or they ignore it.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:14 AM
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13. I just don't understand why us Christians get such a bad rap
Seriously, can you please recognize that we Christians aren't like her

OHMYFRICKINGGAWD what a nut job

But I guess once she realized she was getting her gastric bypass she took the money
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:21 AM
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14. "There's the Buddha Flag. And then there's the Zoologist!"
I swear, that was the funniest clip!!! About 5:30 into the clip. She goes off on those who would study Animals! Oh my. Or is she just soooooo stupid that she's confused Zoologists with something else, like the Zodiac. I bet this stupid woman thinks that one who studies the Zodiac is a Zoologist.

I can't believe her family stays together with her. She's insane. Actually, I think that some sort of protective service should be called in to investigate the situation. I honestly do, she's obviously ill-educated and appears to have serious mental problems. But, I will be careful not to give a Fristian analysis.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:23 AM
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15. Her obvious problem is self-loathing because of her unchristian obesity
No christian can be that fat, that obese, that wop-wop-wop with loose skin. It's totally unchristian to abuse one's body as much as she has.

Though I don't she's so much a hypocrite, as someone who really, really, is filled with self-loathing because of her inability to control her eating - I sincerely do hope that she does indeed accept the money for her gastric bypass, but I also sincerely hope that she will add therapy to her regimen of healing.

Sad part is, I have a very strong feeling that the only therapy she will accept will be fundamentalist "Bible-based counseling", which as a genre of counseling (and yes, this seriously does exist) is pure bullshit. She will go to this counseling, which amounts to saying "You are fat because you sin, but Jesus loves you, but it's your fault" and she will never find healing nor peace with herself because that kind of counseling offers nothing but psychological trauma.

Yeah, she's totally fucked up, and, in some ways, she deserves to be laughed at because she's obviously weak and impotent, but on the other hand, she deserves our compassion because she's weak and has been, obviously, totally fucked over by some asshole useless non-Christian "minister" and "church".
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-11-05 02:26 AM
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16. But in the end she took the money.
She and rightwing ideology are a match made in heaven. She came equipped with psychotic lunacy. Praise the lord and pass the cupcakes.
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