I'm gonna be the John Grisham of Office Temp work.

[Telly Savalas]

So the latest temp gig I've lined up is helping some company do SEC filings. The financial statements I've been reviewing are so damn surreal I'm convinced that this company is a front for the Russian Mob.

By embellishing reality a little bit, I figure I can churn out a series of formulaic novels about office temps who find themselves cast into a web of intrigue and deceit. I'm gonna be rich, baby!!!

[Pharlo]

1. If you want 'rich', bypass novels altogether.....

write a screenplay. Market it to network TV - your idea sounds like something they'd find appealing. Call it "Desparate Aliases". Cast a couple of sexy young women as the temps, use the Russian mob for the violence..... I'm telling you, we're talking premium time slot, excessive promos (ad nauseum), and no plot - but plenty of product placements in your programs....