fuck shoehorns, i just scratched my back

[sundog]

[progmom]

1. Once I laughed when I heard you saying

That I'd be playing solitaire
Uneasy in my easy chair
It never entered my mind
And once you told me I was mistaken
That I'd awaken with the sun
And ordered orange juice for one
It never entered my mind
You had what I lack, myself
Now I even have to scratch my back myself
Once you warned me that if you scorned me
I'd say a lonely prayer again
And wish that you were there again
To get into my hair again
It never entered my mind
Once you warned me that if you scorned me
I'd say a lonely prayer again
And wish that you were there again
To get into my hair again
It never entered my mind

[sundog]

4. ...

[underpants]

2. I can tell you a fairly interesting story involving a shoe horn

[sundog]

13. well, that was my original point

[terrya]

3. You could have used a shoehorn to scratch your back...

and gotten extra special Lounge points.

[sundog]

6. sorry, my creative genes are disabled today

[Cannikin]

5. You could scratch your back with a pick

[terrya]

7. Man...that's...strangely arousing.

[swimboy]

8. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes it is.

[Cannikin]

10. I thought so too

:evilgrin:

[Fox Mulder]

9. I've done that before...

that's because I own a rock pick exactly like that one. :)

[sundog]

14. is that you?

even though i know it's not, i'm asking anyway

[redqueen]

11. I never know what's going on around here anymore.

:(

[swimboy]

12. And yet responses Nos. 1 and 4 are perfectly lovely.

And No. 5 is perfectly lovely in an entirely different way.

[sundog]

15. don't worry, it's all useless information - you don't need the extra

baggage in your brain