What did you have for lunch today?
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:34 PM
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What did you have for lunch today?
Me? I ate a crispy dead rat with stewed tomatoes and a bowl of Oprah.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:38 PM
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1. Bowl of mayonaise, and warm flat vanilla coke.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:49 PM
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18. Is it somebody's birthday or something?
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:26 PM
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I just made a deal with the rat, I wouldn't kill him if he would quit eating my mayonaise. I can't wait till "day old mayonaise skin sandwich" leftovers tomorrow.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:39 PM
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2. I had fried malaise dipped in angst sauce
served with a side of tossed melancholy.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:42 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:44 PM
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11. I had sliced doldrums for dessert.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:39 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:50 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:39 PM
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had me some ART. Pricey stuff.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:40 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:40 PM
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5. Bitterness washed down with a glass of regret
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:41 PM
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I thought you were on a diet?
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:43 PM
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10. Old habits die hard, XNASA.
Some things are just so hard to give up. :cry:
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:43 PM
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9. Deep-fried ambiguity with a glass of speculative interpretation.
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 01:43 PM by WeRQ4U
Or was it eggs? Not sure.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:45 PM
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what are you, rocky balboa or sumpin'?
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:53 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:47 PM
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16. Maybe it was scrambled eggs?
It's difficult to tell the difference between scrambled eggs, ambiguity and speculation I've found.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:44 PM
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12. a healthy slice of indifference on lethargic bread, topped with seeds
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:48 PM
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17. I had that yesterday.
I may have it again. I'm not sure. I don't really care. Gosh, I'm tired.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:49 PM
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19. (insert any post here; i can't be bothered to think of something witty)
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:45 PM
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14. the chameleon's dish: I eat the air,
promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:53 PM
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24. Hey. Isn't that from Shakespeare's Omlette?
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:27 PM
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44. well, they say we are almost as like eggs...
what can I say? I'm a Hamlet and eggs kinda guy.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:45 PM
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Hand-tossed crust, chicken topping, no cheese. Cold. Just like the rest of my sad existence.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:54 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:58 PM
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Cheese and my stomach have been at war for the past 23 years...so I think it's just best for my stomach that I don't feed any cheese to it. :silly:
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:50 PM
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20. I haven't had lunch yet
Now I'm not sure I'm going to. I'm thinking a diet coke and a fist full of Vicodin might be a better choice. ;-)
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:51 PM
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22. Ah. The breakfast of champions.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:53 PM
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25. Uh...that would be lunch of champions
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:57 PM
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28. If it's lunch, then you'll need a Martini instead of a diet coke.
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:59 PM
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31. You know the answer to that question
So why are you taking the risk of pissing me off? :nuke: P.S. I'm still at work, so my access to martinis is seriously hampered. :-(
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:56 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:59 PM
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30. Then I'd like to recommend the crispy rat.
It's even more delicious than it sounds.
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:01 PM
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I wonder if I could find a nice rat soup recipe...
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:04 PM
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35. Maybe some ratatouille?
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:07 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:00 PM
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32. a tossed salad, w/ grilled chicken and fresh mozarella
and a diet snapple peach tea.
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:06 PM
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:08 PM
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38. That's me... a wild woman....
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:02 PM
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two slices of cheese, two pieces of toast, and one apples. I was just too lazy to make a sandwich.
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:08 PM
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39. You're making my head spin.
There's no such thing as 'one apples'.
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:12 PM
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40. I cut the apple into 8 pieces,
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:13 PM
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41. Peanut Butter & Jelly nt
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Thu Nov-10-05 02:25 PM
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42. Falafel. I'm series. No loofah, though.
Actually, the falafel itself wasn't very good. It was from my dorm cafeteria and kind of overly fried and too crunchy. I perfer mom's. The hummus was good, though.
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Thu Nov-10-05 03:20 PM
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Not the Gingrich variety.
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