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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 11:14 AM
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I was eating crisps when i found a dead rat in them
it was cooked and seasoned like the crisps. It was delicious :9
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:00 PM
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1. i'm putting you on ignore zuni
this isn't funny at all
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:35 PM
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3. sorry. I was spreading rumors again
:(
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:40 PM
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14. via pm
not good, zuni :thumbsdown:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:33 PM
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2. It's immensely hilarious!
What they call "extry" protein in the food processing industry.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:37 PM
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4. Extra crunchy?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:23 PM
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8. extra tasty crispy
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 01:23 PM by kick-ass-bob
:9

finger lickin good!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:20 PM
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5. Now everyone will want one
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:23 PM
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9. there are plenty more where that came from
:hi:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:33 PM
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13. I'll bring the beer!
:)
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:22 PM
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6. I smell a rat
:9
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:23 PM
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7. and it smells delicious
:hi:
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:26 PM
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10. Ewwww. :-P There was a very popular bakery here...
when I was growing up. My grandparents would bring cookies from there every Sunday when they came to visit us.

Unfortunately, something similar really did happen there, not once but twice. They're no longer around. :-( They had the best cookies I've ever had.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:29 PM
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11. Special, secret, addictive ingredient = 1tbsp Mouse guts.
Just like Gramma used to make.
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Skelington Donating Member (436 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:32 PM
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12. One of the ladies here at the office, found a band-aid in her burrito,
when we all ordered out for lunch.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:46 PM
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15. Why did you eat it?
You should have kept it and sued the manufacturer for lots of money. What a great Exhibit A it would have made. Think of all the bags of crisps you could have bought with the money.
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