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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:03 PM
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Best three pieces of advice I have given my brother.
1: Always carry a condom in your wallet and two in your car.

2: If a woman is psycho, don't sleep with her, no matter how attractive you find her.

3: Never sleep with a woman after you've been drinking.

All mistakes I've made in my life. Big Broters need to watch out for their younger siblings.

Big sisters should too.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:07 PM
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1. I got good advice from two of my little bros.
Never sleep with your ex.
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:07 PM
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2. Oh, that too is good.
ex-girlfriend and extinct have the same two first letters.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:12 PM
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4. I'll remember that one, too.
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:09 PM
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3. I would edit #3 to say
Never make ANY important decision after drinking.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:13 PM
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5. Except for the next drink.
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:17 PM
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6. Well thats not a decision to make, it's a given.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:21 PM
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7. Why three condoms? Is your family made of supermen? n/t
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:23 PM
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8. "If a woman is psycho, don't sleep with her
no matter how attractive you find her"

Damn, I always forget that one...

RL
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 08:25 PM
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9. Isn't it like a magnet and steel situation for you? n/t
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 10:45 PM
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10. exactly
RL
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 10:48 PM
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11. Don't you usually find that out afterwards?
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