How many times have you been glued to a toilet?

[Zuni]

"Some people" of the "corporate elite" have unearthed "evidence" that the victim of the brutal toilet seat gluing of a man to a toilet at Home Depot may "have been glued to other toilets" in the past.:eyes: The powers that be wish us to believe that prior incidents of being maliciously stuck to a commode with super strong adhesives is evidence that the victim did this to himself in order to sue the company.

But in his defense, many of us have been super glued to major appliances, farm equipment, antique furniture, large dogs and yes, even toilet seats. In fact, just the other week my cheek was super glued to a urinal in a West Virginia truckstop (don't ask how THAT happened :blush: )

So basically, we must unite behind the victim of yet another terrible toilet attck by one of our major corporations

:patriot:

[peekaloo]

1. Never.

But there have been times I was "stuck" there for lengthy intervals.

:-(

[StopTheMorans]

2. that's shitty

[Zuni]

3. it sure stinks, that is for sure

[StopTheMorans]

4. yeah, what a load of crap

[peekaloo]

6. particularly for those who "followed"

[graywarrior]

5. A serial toilet-seat gluer.

What about the serial toilet-seat-ketchup-packages mischief maker?

[arwalden]

7. Including Right Now?

Once.

[underpants]

8. I've been glued to the television

but never glued to the toilet

[Deep13]

9. Don't cry to me until you have been machine bolted to a toilet seat.

Glue! What a lightweight.

[Zuni]

11. the closest I have gotten was stapled

but they were the big staples

[graywarrior]

10. Didn't Macauley Culkin do that to some actor?

If not, let's spread rumors that he did.

[Zuni]

12. cool

:thumbsup:

[Hugin]

13. Long story...

Made short!

I was living at a high altitude. Opened a vial of SuperGlue(tm).
Fine mist emerged from tube as pressure equalized. I found both
hands, my glasses, two sheets of paper, a pencil, desk lamp, and
a soda... ALL GLUED INSTANTLY TO MY DESK!

Little tip for y'all... Acetone is a solvent for SuperGlue(tm).
But, I had to tear the palm skin off of one of my hands to be able
to use it.

'Nother tip... If you must SuperGlue(tm), don't do it alone.

[RedCloud]

14. Once I fell asleep on one and got superglued...

She glued my lingam to my "upper" stomach and then took off the toilet seat and superglued my butt cheeks shut.

Does that count for anything?

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Figuratively? Many times.

Some dumps are more compelling than others.

[Hugin]

16. Especially if the reading material is deep.

;)

[Left_Winger]

17. Never, but I have saran-wrapped my share on April Fools' Day

[XemaSab]

18. These cheeks

have seen it all...

[In_The_Wind]

19. never ...

I was once held captive ...

but not with glue ...

[KitchenWitch]

20. I do it every time I go to Home Depot

[ProfessorGAC]

21. 314 Times

I hate it when that happens.
The Professor