...The time the pope was in town giving a speech, and the Seven Dwarves were in attendance?
Well, the speech was beautiful, every one was moved and inspired, and the pope surprised everyone by taking questions after the talk.
Most folks were too awestruck and intimidated by the pope's presence to raise their hands, but in the back, Dopey the Dwarf stood on his chair and raised his hand, "Mister Pope! Mister Pope! I have a question!"
The pope looked toward Dopey, "Yes, Dopey. What is your question?"
"Mister Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"
"No," the pope replied, "There are no dwarf nuns in the Vatican." He looked around the audience for the next raised hand, but Dopey was still quite agitated.
"Mister Pope, I have another question, please!"
"Very well," the pope replied. "You may ask another question, Dopey."
"Mister Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The pope was a bit perplexed, but answered kindly, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome, either," and began to look for another questioner.
"Mister Pope! PLEASE Mister Pope! Just one more question, PLEASE!" Dopey's voice had an air of desperation.
The pope is wondering what Dopey is driving at, and the crowd is murmering and giggling, but the pope agrees to answer one more question for Dopey.
Dopey now chokes out "Mister Pope, are there any dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world?"
The pope doesn't understand what Dopey is driving at, but answers truthfully, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Silence for a moment, then a murmur grows from behind Dopey. The murmer grown to a mocking chant, and its coming from the other dwarves.
"Dopey f*cked a penguin! Dopey f*cked a penguin! nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah..."