I'm thinking of becoming an ex-gay

[LostinVA]

Any suggestions?

[XNASA]

1. Are you sure you wanna do that?

No more Indigo Girls, you know.... :)

[LostinVA]

7. Hmmmmm..... true. Or Satah Machaclan

Or do you staright girls listen to her, too?

[XNASA]

12. I wouldn't know.....

I'm a sexually ambivalent middle-aged male.

But now that you mention it, Sarah McLachlan is quite attractive.

[LostinVA]

16. And quite straight... *sigh*

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Would you have to give your toaster back?

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

5. It's a toaster OVEN... gosh, you straight people

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Whatever the fuck it is, do you have to give it back?

Damn you gay people, always avoiding the actual question! :D

[LostinVA]

13. Hmmmm... I just googled it and we do if it's under a year old

So, if your a college girl who fools around with a chick just to get in "Girls Gone Wild," you have to give it back. I should be safe. I'm glad, too, 'cause it's a NICE one.

[Guy Fawkes]

3. Whatever you want.

[no name no slogan]

4. so long, comfortable shoes

and you may as well kiss that rainbow sticker goodbye, too

[terrya]

6. Talk to that Stephen Bennett person.

That idiot who claims he's an "ex-gay". Google his name, I guess. I don't have the slightest fucking idea how to get in touch with him, because I think he's a complete asshole.

Why anyone would want to do this is beyond me, but whatever floats your boat.

[LostinVA]

8. pssst.... terrya -- it's the Lounge....

[terrya]

19. I was in a bad mood today.

And I missed the point entirely of your post.

My bad.

[LostinVA]

22. No worries.... I'm staying gay in the hope Kate Winslet "changes"

[Terran]

9. Oh how utterly boring!

My dear, do you really want to a thing like that? I mean, being straight seems so devastatingly complicated!

[LostinVA]

11. I know... I just miss having stuff to talk about when my straight

female friends talk about their husbands. I feel left out not being about to complain about my SO watching "THe Three Stooges"... (notice my clever cross-thread reference).

[ronnykmarshall]

14. I could never do that ...

there is no way I could ever give up having a larger ..... you know than straight guys.

[LostinVA]

15. hehehehehehhehe

[swimboy]

17. It is a great place to meet gay people. Messed-up, conflicted,

low self-esteemed gay people.

[LostinVA]

18. That's secretly my plan... like the "Will & Grace" episode

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Wait a minute. A few seconds ago, you were going to

become MORE gay.


Make up your damned mind!!!! I can't keep up......

[LostinVA]

23. That was my second post -- I changed my mind

WE lesbians are all secretly confused you know... or so men have told me since I've been about 21.

[Canadian Socialist]

21. As a straight woman, may I give you a piece of advice?

No? Well I will anyway. DO NOT DO IT. Men are jerks. If they are not jerks now, they were at one time or they will become jerks. Stick with what you know. :toast: I sometimes wish it was as easy as the fundies say... you know, you can just "become" gay or you can just "become" straight. I would be so much a lesbian if I could. Just doesn't ring true to me. I like women much more than men (for friendship etc.). However, sexually? Men... all the time men. So, if someone like me, after all these years, hasn't "turned" gay, why do they think anyone can change their sexual orientation?:shrug:

[LostinVA]

24. Are you cute? If so, we can make you an ex-straight