Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. (And other fun Vin Diesel facts)

[ghostsofgiants]

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives".

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

[Blue_Tires]

1. sounds a lot like bill brasky n/t

[Wetzelbill]

16. !!!!!!!!!

I nearly pissed myself.

I will go now. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. ROTFL!!

I love Vin Diesel!

Ever since Pitch Black, I've been a HUGE fan of his!

I love him.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I don't like him at all, haha...

He was tolerable in Boiler Room. I've heard good things about Pitch Black as well. But everything else? Can't stand him.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. He was great in the Pacifier.

No really. I love that movie. Big hot tough guy changes baby's diaper. I want to wrap my legs around him and...well, you get the picture...:evilgrin:
Duckie

[RebelOne]

18. I am a big fan of his also.

I loved the scene in Pitch Black when he fought with the monster and then said "He didn't know who he was fucking with." That was priceless.

[LynneSin]

22. I loved him up to and including Pitch Black (which is a great film)

after that he became too commericialized and I started to dislike him.

[LynzM]

3. LMAO

The dude is hot. Helps that he's played kick-ass-take-names characters. I won't ruin that image of him by watching the movies where he plays the dad or whatever, LOL. Thanks for the laugh!

[Spacemom]

6. Yum

That's all I had to add, :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

7. Yummy indeed!

I love my man VIN! :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. THIS THREAD IS FOR MOCKERY DAG-NABBIT!

:cry:

[redqueen]

37. Ooooooooooh... tasty!

THANK YOU!

*drools*

[hfojvt]

9. the only reason I find Vincent tolerable

is because he was the voice of the Iron Giant. This was before he was well known. I saw that name in the credits, and I thought "it's a made up name as a joke, they have a computer generated voice and they are calling it 'Vin Diesel'. That isn't a real name." Who ever heard of anybody named "Vin" and we all know about diesel engines and diesel fuel, but I have never heard of there being a Diesel family. Then again I was surprised when I did a search for a "George Pancake" in the 1850 census. I thought there would be only one and instead there were about 8 of them.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. His real name is Mark Vincent

Vin Diesel is a stage name, which makes him even more of a tool in my books.

[ragin_acadian]

11. 10-4 good buddy.

Tool indeed. Bob Vila should have done infomercials for Chronicles of Riddick.

[redqueen]

38. Y'all are just jealous.

Most stars use stage names. Bob Vila even!

:7

[baldguy]

19. RUDOLF DIESEL invented the DIESEL engine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Diesel

[redqueen]

39. I love that movie...

:hi:

[UncleSepp]

12. LOL ! I think he's pretty cool

He's a gamer, D&D. That's pretty cool in my book.

[Aristus]

13. THAT'S NOT TRUE!

In "Saving Private Ryan", he had 'walk and die'.


You take that back! ;-)

B-)

[Lethe]

14. Vin Diesel is a Dungeons and Dragons fanatic

yep this is true, he actually plays D&D, and still does. On one of his movies he actually had the name "Velkor" tattooed on his abs, which is the name of his drow elf character he plays in D&D.

[ashling]

15. Will Vin Diesel run

on biodiesel, or other "alternate" fuel, and

Does Vin make a hybrid?

:woohoo: :rofl: :woohoo:

[LaraMN]

17. Right before the Pacifier trailers started running,

my husband saw an ad for some other Vin Diesel movie and insisted that Vin was going to follow in the footsteps of Ahnold and do a kid's movie next. I laughed at him, and then just about died when a week later I saw a trailer for Pacifier.:crazy:

[LynneSin]

20. punched a shark in the face. then he taught the shark to scowl and....

Vin Diesel punched a shark in the face. After this, he taught the shark to scowl and named it Dick Cheney.

[LynneSin]

21. Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.

This site is too funny!

[DainBramaged]

23. I once saw Vin Diesel stare at a mailbox

and turn it into a small Philipino boy. Needless to say, he swallowed the child.


The crater in the Yucatan Penninsula was created when Vin Diesel's spaceship ran out of fuel and crashed into the face of the earth.


It is a proven scientific fact that Vin Diesel can pop a tire with his penis.

[DS1]

24. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

25. something else you didn't know about vin diesel

[underpants]

26. Boobs on women? Vin Diesel's idea to God.

Oh man are these hilarious

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. I submitted one:

The planet-destroying entity in the Star Trek episode "The Doomsday Machine" was modeled after Vin Diesel's left nostril.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. And another one:

If your wife is more that two miles away from you, there's a 97.4% probability she's having sex with Vin Diesel right now. If she's closer than that, the probability goes down gradually until it is 61.4% at a distance of 2 feet.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. And another one:

Vin Diesel was born in the forests of Tunguska, Siberia, at 7:17 AM on June 30, 1908.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

30. And another

Vin Diesel is the one who bombed the Smurf Village.

[datasuspect]

31. here's mine

Vin Diesel is the only individual person (non-nation state) who is a signatory to the Geneva Conventions.

[datasuspect]

32. another

Vin Diesel, while in a drunken stupor, described to Max Planck his notions regarding energy quanta.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

42. And another:

The Soviet Union was actually made of 21 republics. Their economy collapsed when Vin Diesel ate 6 of them and then wiped his mouth with Mikhail Gorbachev's head. The stain on the latter's head is due to the high corrosiveness of Vin Diesel's saliva.

[ghostsofgiants]

34. You just made my day with that one.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. Cookie Monster's eyes spin 'cause Vin Diesel slapped him

[underpants]

35. When threatened by predators...

When threatened by predators, Vin Diesel inflates a series of air bladders around his body and expands to a ball over 7 feet wide and over 10 feet tall, ringed with a series of sharp spines which prove to be very troublesome to any would-be attacker

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. Vin Diesel uses his impeccable street creds to ward off any would-be

biters from his off-the-hook flows. He also weilds the mighty uru hammer Mjolnir!

[billyskank]

40. Vin Diesel completed Tetris

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

41. Vin Diesel thinks in Morse code.

Vin Diesel adds razor blades to his protein shakes.

The world's entire supply of petroleum jelly is secreted from a special gland in Vin's armpit.

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Vin Diesel trimmed Abraham Lincoln's beard biweekly.

Vin Diesel does not believe in Tuesdays.

VIN numbers on vehicles are actually an intricate unsolved puzzle which, unlocked, will give you all the powers of Vin Diesel himself.

As a young peasant boy in Moscow, Vin Diesel created a lick and stick tattoo which Mikhail Gorbachev refuses to take off his scalp till this very day.

Vin Diesel cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred.

It was rumored that Vin Diesel once had sex with Death. When asked about this, Diesel replied "Yeah, I shagged Death once. It was awesome. She swallows."

[Brewman_Jax]

43. Did you know that...

Vin Diesel's urine is bottled and marketed under the brand name Pepsi?

I didn't know that either. :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. I coud see this one becoming a movie:

Vin Diesel once became a herald of Galactus to save his home world

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. No - Vin Diesel befriends the Morlocks to try and form a cohesive mutant

force.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. Is that an existing X-character? (nt)

[Spacemom]

47. Did you know?

Vin Diesel is the intelligent designer.