LMAO! Amazon Reviews Of Scooter Libby's "Novel"

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20 of 26 people found the following review helpful:

Not enough animal rape, November 4, 2005
Reviewer: Spiro Agnew's headless corpse (Texas Mofo!) - See all my reviews
This otherwise played out story had bear rape. As a bear raper I can say that the idea of turning the tables was quite erotic. But then there was no more animal rape.. what up with that?

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81 of 97 people found the following review helpful:

Like a good conservative, Libby glorifies forced bestiality, November 2, 2005
Reviewer: Strom Thurmond "KKK" (South Carolina) - See all my reviews
I really loved this passage:

"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."

This really gets to the heart of the conservative family values that good Republicans like Scooter Libby represent. I wonder if child rape was a part of Scooter's own family upbringing? He seems to be well versed in the practice.


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[philosophie_en_rose]

1. And I thought Bill O'Reilly & Lynn Cheney were bad.

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What is with these 'frigid' conservatives? Some kind of family values. I wonder if this G-rated confection is published by Focus on the Family or the 700 club. Must have been a bidding war on this paragon of virtue.

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[NewHampshireDem]

2. WTF is the guy who compared it favorably to Kurosawa and Eco smoking?

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3. This one r0x0rz

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
Below Trash, November 5, 2005

Reviewer: naturally good (Houston, TX) - See all my reviews
This book exemplifies the perverted sick minds of those who are running our country. It would appear America's "leaders" are rotten to the core and have zero decency. The more one investigates, it becomes apparent we are witnessing how the weak, cowardly and morally inept are leading the strong. Our world and our country have been turned upside down.

G.H.W. Bush Sr. allegedly being the world's biggest heroin trafficker, midnight visits of child sex slaves to the White House (Franklin cover up), Dick Cheney's favorite pastime of ritual murder, torture and violent rape, President George Bush openly allowing male prostitutes to live with him, Karl Rove regularly frequenting gay bars for sex, Rumsfeld irresponsibly getting Aspartame poison approved, 911 now known by half the world to be an inside job, illegal wars based on lies ...the list of atrocities goes on and on.

Libbey's book is yet another example of the elite's sexually deviate pursuits and this Administration's departure from values, goodness and protection of our children. Buy this piece of garbage only if you're an advocate of poor penmanship and thinly disguised pedophilia. It stands as further evidence of Libbey's lack of moral character, as well anyone who would hire him, or even publish this crap.

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