What rolls down stairs

[Oeditpus Rex]

and over the chairs

and into your neighbor's dog?

[SeattleGirl]

1. Um....got me!

BTW, have you checked your PM?

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Yup

Decided I'm too bloody tired to give it the attention it so richly deserves. Spent three hours tonight standing on the sidelines at a football game.

I shall properly address it on the morrow. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Oy, I can relate!

Haven't done that this year, but in years past, I've stood in the cold, and the pouring rain, just to watch my favorite college football team pound the crap out of my LEAST favorite college football team! Tiring but well worth it!

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. This was work

I do stats for the public-access station that airs the games.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Well, I hope you had at least a little bit of fun!

All work and no play is no fun!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Ohyeah

It's always fun being down there and hearing all the stupid stuff players and coaches holler. :7

And you can feel the hits. :banghead:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Gawd, you reallyWERE there!

Yikes!

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Been there a hundred times

Years as a prep sports writer, don'cha know. :crazy:

(On edit: Christ, I hijacked my own thread!)

[SeattleGirl]

10. That's okay, I'll play along!

Hijack away! B-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Okay, what the hell?

Thomas Jefferson and Newt Gingrich walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?"

Jefferson says, "That's Newt Gingrich."

Bartender says, "I was talking to Newt Gingrich."


(That's in the Foremen song, "Is That a Hidden Agenda In Your Pocket?" I have no idea what it means. But, damn, can I hijack a thread or what?)

[SeattleGirl]

12. You're as good as I am at hijacking!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. It's because of

the gun in my pocket.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Dare I ask what KIND of gun?

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Well... it's almost 50 years old

and it's a one-shooter.

:wow:

[SeattleGirl]

19. OMG!

THAT kind of gun........

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Yup

An antique.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Maybe just finely aged!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Tell that to the gunsmith

who charged me $275 to clean the rust off it. :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

23. Bwahahahhaha!

Well, does it work now? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Mmmm... yeah

The hammer sticks sometimes, though.

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. It's LOG!

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/log.au



The Log Song

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.

What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

[slay]

15. Sure is!

Everyone needs a log! :evilgrin:

[DainBramaged]

16. Been watching the marathon on Comedy Central have we???

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I wish

Can't get all them fancy-dancy channels out here in the burboonies.

God, I miss Ren & Stimpy. :cry: