Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[Oeditpus Rex]

Close cover before striking.

Do not use in bathtub.

Take ALL this medication.

Keep away from open flame.

[arwalden]

1. This bag is not a toy. Keep away from children.

[texas1928]

2. This is not food.

Not to be taken orally.

[Left Is Write]

3. Remove foil before placing in microwave.

Open carefully. Contents are HOT!

Dessicant. Do not eat.

[purr]

4. Bought a Vicks Vaporizer and right on the front of it says

"DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER" What friggin idiot would put a vaporizer that is plugged into the wall into water??? How STUPID can one get??

[liontamer]

38. a kid who is trying to avoid the chore of having to refill the vaporizer

[terrya]

5. Do not remove under penalty of law

[DJ MEW]

6. may cause redness

irritation, cramps, Diarrhea, sexual side effects, and depression. But for people with social anxiety your solution is here, with these pills while you are rubbing aloe on ourself, sitting on the toilet, and crying.

[NNadir]

7. If symptoms persist for more than 5 days, contact your physician.

Do not take more than 10 pills in 24 hours.

Sold only for the prevention of disease.

[Aristus]

8. Results not typical.

B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Hi Aristus!

I'm threadjacking in order to say hello......

How was your Saturday?


Thanks for the hot chocolate....it was yummy......:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

13. Hi, CalPeg!

Good to see you, sweetie! :hi:

1. Good. And yours?

2. You're welcome. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Ah my dear Aristus.....

I've had a very quiet, but nice day, thank you......

:loveya: :hug:

[u4ic]

10. Do not use shampoo while sleeping

or operating heavy machinery

:silly:

[LeftyMom]

11. May contain traces of dairy and other nuts.

:silly:

[Robb]

12. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.












Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. :D

[lakemonster11]

15. Do not smoke this hat.

[radwriter0555]

16. Keeps hands and feet inside the cart at all times.

*cough*

[KitchenWitch]

17. Do not eat!

Like I was craving a silica gel packet!

[arwalden]

18. Batteries Not Included.

[MissMillie]

19. Open here

really? I can't open it somewhere else?

[Richardo]

20. "This end toward enemy"

On a claymore mine.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Refrain from smoking or standing near flame until hair is completely dry.

[underpants]

22. As seen on TV

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Light fuse. Run away. /nt

[kick-ass-bob]

24. Possible side effects include Lymphoma.

[slybacon9]

42. internal bleeding, flatulence, depression,

[arwalden]

25. Some Assembly Required.

[SeattleGirl]

26. "Do Not Lay Flat"

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I am so not touching that one

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Then you will have to follow the instructions in Post #27 below!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Does that mean I can't touch

my own skin? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

31. Well, I'll leave that up to YOUR discretion!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. You're assuming I *have* any

:yoiks:

[SeattleGirl]

36. Oops! Goofed on that one, didn't I?

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

41. CAUTION: The beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot

[Jed Dilligan]

27. Avoid contact with skin.

[Cats Against Frist]

32. Keep out of reach of children

For more information, visit our website, at:

Take with FOOD

Dramatization

[Left Is Write]

33. May cause drowsiness.

Here's a semi-funny: I have a prescription sleep aid, but I use it pretty rarely. Usually if I need some help, I'll use an OTC sleep aid. The one I have in my drawer now lists "drowsiness" among the possible side effects.

Hmm. A sleep aid that may cause drowsiness. Who would have IMAGINED?

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. That's like the one you posted earlier

"Caution: Contents are HOT."

Gee, right outa the microwave? Duh... :silly:

[EstimatedProphet]

37. First pull up, then pull down.

[jayctravis]

39. Not a Step

Place mask over mouth and nose. Breathe normally.

Push down and turn.

Slow Children Xing.

Do not use on broken skin.

If pain persists, see your physician.

Squeeze from other end and roll up.

[SeattleGirl]

40. Use daily. It's best to apply after

showering or bathing.

[slybacon9]

43. may cause severe injury, or death.

[Az]

44. Do not taunt happy fun ball

:rofl:

[AlienGirl]

45. Horn broken. Watch for finger. nt

[arwalden]

46. May Cause Intestinal Gas And Anal Leakage