Let's all get drunk and get naked.

[trof]

Whaddahyah say?
Whaddahyah say?
:-)

[Greyhound]

1. Too early here to get drunk. n/t

[Fox Mulder]

2. It's never too early to get drunk.

:)

:beer:

[hfojvt]

43. tell that

to a glass of water

[Az]

3. Don't drink, and besides, I am gonna want to remember this

:evilgrin:

[trof]

6. Good point. Hadn't thought about that aspect.

[skygazer]

4. I'm already drunk

And I'd be naked except it's too damn cold in here.

[bigwillq]

5. Sounds like fun!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

7. Mmmkay...

I don't really do "drunk" though.

Can I keep my socks on? I'd like to do a nude "Tom Cruise in Risky Business, Old Time Rock'n Roll slide across the floor" if that's okay later...

[trof]

8. Strictly speaking, that's not technically "naked".

But I'm OK with it if everybody else is.
;-)

[flvegan]

9. If anyone objects, I'll take them off

It's only for the one slide.

I'll take them off now, put them on for the slide, then remove them again.

That seems fair, yes?

[LeftyMom]

15. That sounds dengerous

Careful with the merchandise, okay?

[flvegan]

17. I'll make sure the landing gear is in the down position...

so to speak.

Thanks for looking out for my...er, your, uh, our best interests.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, I'm down with that.

It'll be like last night all over again, only this time I'll be sure to get her number.

[trof]

12. ALWAYS carry an indelible black magic marker.

Get her to write it on your forehead.

[ZombieNixon]

13. Good call. I need to start doing that.

:bounce:

[trof]

11. Oh gosh. I guess we'll need some rules and guidelines.

1. Jewelry doesn't count. You can wear rings and stuff.
2. As long as all of the naughty bits are unemcumbered and uncovered, I guess you're nude for this particular purpose.
3. So...socks, scarves, hats/caps/propeller beanies, eyeglasses/contacts, leg-warmers (does anybody still wear those?), cumberbunds, neckties/bowties, and tattoos are acceptable.
4. NO CRITICIZING! All of us are not fashion models or Karl Rove (what a hunk!).

Did I miss anything?

[Deep13]

50. Yeah, Pepto-Bismol. nt

[Fox Mulder]

14. I'm game.

Hell, at this point, I'm game for ANYTHING.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

16. Although I'm having difficultly typing since...

...I got my hands caught up in the sleeves of my shirt 'cos I'm so pissed that I tied them in a knot whilst trying to remove clothing...

:eyes:

Am managing to type with a prehensile nose however...

[DainBramaged]

18. Wow, nearly half are necked tea toadlers, including me.

[trof]

19. Oh, one other thing: NO TOE RINGS.

It's my thread and it's a personal thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I'll take care of that

Anybody comes in wearing toe rings, I'll suck 'em off. :evilgrin:

(Clarifying: Women only. And please be bathed.)

[Deep13]

51. Yeah, again, have you seen the ads for Lamisil?

Know who you mean before making any promises.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. What about us peole who like nudity but don't drink or toke?

[flvegan]

21. Yes...what ABOUT you Amurikka haters...

Why DO you hate America, anyway?

[Bunny]

22. Okay, I'm drinking wine, and I'm sitting here in a tee-shirt and

undies (it's unseasonably warm up here). That's probably the extent of my naked-idity (my daughter is here, after all!). Oh, and I have zero toe rings.

So, who wants to play Twister? :silly:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

27. Is there a prize?

[Bunny]

28. Well, you'll have to ask trof. He's the host of this party!

:D

[Truebrit71sbruv]

32. Valid point...

... although, naked twister could be a prize on it's own merits anyhow... ~ahems~

[Bunny]

34. Yeah, it is a prize in and of itself.

:toast:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

37. Woot!

It makes me laugh like a drain when I think of Twister. I remember playing it with friends as a 15 year-old, and getting picked to go up against a girl at the party for whom I had the major hots. It was the most excruciating 10 mins of my life up to that point as I desperately tried to find body positions that would conceal (at least to some extent) the monster erection I was sporting at being in such close proximity to the lass!

:rofl:

[Bunny]

39. HAHAHAHAHA!

I hope this doesn't sound insensitive, but I am convulsed with laughter at your boner problem!!! :rofl:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

40. Not remotely insensitive...

... makes me crease up with laughter just thinking about it... I suppose the postive aspect of the evening was that it did not go unnoticed :rofl: and I ended up dating the girl...

(I think she felt rather complimented by it...)

[Bunny]

41. Great! All's well that ends well. As some obscure guy used to say.

:hi: truebrit!

[Truebrit71sbruv]

42. Plus... you have to remember...

That a teenage guy gets accoustomed to the fact that his "flexible friend" has a mind of it's own for years during puberty... crossing the road or sneezing can give a teenage lad a boner...

:hi: bunny! :)

[truebrit71]

46. *ahem* ...."monster"???? MONSTER erection????

...don't make me larf mate.....You didn't have the enhancement surgery until you were at least 30......:evilgrin:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

24. You don't want to see me naked

it would change your life. You'd never recover.

[mongo]

36. Oh - come on

I'll show you my scars if you show me yours...

[purr]

25. I have a tendency to get naked when I'm drunk.. Mooning is in there too!

:)

[Bunny]

29. Oh boy! The life of the party just arrived!

Let's go moon the Eat N Park! :rofl:

[purr]

30. LOL!!! Want to? :)

:rofl: I promise It'll be fun!! ya gotta yell out the window while doing it so they get a good look at your hiney!

Maybe we can find some penndot workers while we're out!

[Bunny]

31. HAHAHAHA! Those PennDOT workers would fall over dead if

they saw my ass! :rofl:

[purr]

33. After just given birth 3 months ago I'm sure they'd do the same!

but remember.. the penndot workers get the flashing.. the people at eat n park get the hiney!

[Bunny]

35. Either way...

...it's all bad!!!! :rofl:

[purr]

38. This could be the beginning of a way to get ahead in traffic..

BLIND THEM!!

[In_The_Wind]

26. I agree ...

[arwalden]

44. Ya Big Perv!

:bounce:

[no name no slogan]

45. Too late

already drunk, already naked.

[MissMillie]

47. Be careful what you ask for....

I mean... me, naked? You may not like that....

[redqueen]

48. NOW you're talkin!

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

49. For the health and sanity of all concerned, I'm staying dressed.

The middle-aged, doughy, bleach white, midwestern body is a hideous thing and is the reason flannel was invented.

[LynneSin]

52. This post as explained in smilies

[geniph]

53. "They say you are a snow queen,

Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk
and screw?"

Hey, I didn't write it. I have been known to sing it, though.

[RubyDuby in GA]

54. Whaaaaaa!

Can't drink anymore - bun in oven - and my boobs are getting so big I'm afraid I'd hurt one of you with them.

:cry: