Bob Boudelang Calls for DU Letter-Writing Campaign

[MrBenchley]

"I was so angry that I wrote a letter to Dr. James Dopsen, who is one of those religious leaders we Republicans respect so much.

Dear Dr. James:
I am outrage to hear that a person who is an official Federal government official for this Federal government of ours that we hate so much wrote a book in which a girl has sex with a bear. What kind of sick twisted mind would think such a thing is entertainment? Such a person must be immoral in everything else he does or says.
Even worse, what sort of depraved and corrupt politician would hire somebody like that in the first place? Who would want to rub elbows with that kind of disgusting sicko every day in the office?
It makes me sick just to think about it, especially because I cannot find a copy of the book since I am not sure who it is. But I heard something about it, and that is good enough for the likes of me and you, right?
I know that since you did such a good job showing America how perverted Spongebob is, you will want to speak out immediately.
Yours truly and I mean it!
A true Xtian friend
P&S: Are there pictures in the book? Be sure and mention which book it is when you speak out so we can be properly outrage together.

I also sent a letter like that to Jerry Falwell, except I put "tubbytellies" where Spongebob is. And I hope that every one of you who are reading this right now will join me and write to Dr. Dopson, and Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson and Fred Phelps and all the other fine moralizers and preachers asking them to condemn this immorality and threat to our family values. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/140.html

Hope all of DU will write to America's leading pharisees to demand they condemn the sort of politican who would hire a Scooter Libby.

[Bunny]

1. Beautiful, Mr. B!

As always, a complete joy! :thumbsup:

[MrBenchley]

2. Thank you....

Hope you'll join me in asking our "Christian leaders" to condemn Scooter's bestiality porn and the depraved brute who would hire such a specimen...

[Bunny]

3. That whole bear episode is more than a little repulsive, isn't it?

And you know what? If I was sick enough to write that shit, I would use a pseudonym. NO WAY would I want people to know that I wrote that!

[MrBenchley]

4. It's truly depraved...

What sort of sick son of a bitch thinks this is entertainment?

[SeattleGirl]

5. There seems to be a lot of those sick SOBs on the other side

have you noticed? I had to turn Randi Rhodes off the other day when she was reading from it. I love Randi, but just could NOT listen to that! Sick sick sick!

[MrBenchley]

6. Not to mention a whole bunch of family values types

into wife swapping, child molestation, etc.

And nary a peep from America's "Religious Right"...

[MrBenchley]

7. Shameless vanity kick...

[ps1074]

8. Another great column, MrBenchley!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MrBenchley]

9. Thanks...

Still can't get over Machine Gun Sammy...

[frogmarch]

10. Brilliant

as always! :thumbsup:

[MrBenchley]

11. Thank you!

[Maestro]

12. Firing up the pen now.

Mr B and I have finally found a common enemy. ;)

[MrBenchley]

13. You know, if a staffer for, say, Dick Durbin or Joe Lieberman

had written a book in which a girl was raped by a bear, you'd be able to hear the howling from right wing pharisees without a TV or radio...

And yet because it's a piece of shit who works for pResident Turd (and not just any piece of shit, but one who is also a TRAITOR who endangered national security), there's not a word even being murmured by the national sex police.

[Maestro]

14. Perhaps

Cheney's wife and Scooter need to write another "erotic" novel but this time together so they can make sure they include all the things that their backers hypocritically chastise including bestiality and homo eroticism.

[MrBenchley]

15. Meanwhile Bob asks "P&S: Are there pictures?"

"Cheney's wife and Scooter need to write another "erotic" novel but this time together"
LOL!

[MrBenchley]

16. mindless and shameless vanity kick