Valarie Plame for children

[HawkerHurricane]

It's all so confusing this "criminalization of politics" and "a prosecutor run-amok." Some Republicans tell me, and each other, that "the Valerie Plame-Wilson thing is all so messy. It's no big deal, right?" Their faces do weird twitchy things when they say that.

Now I see that Patrick Fitzgerald has a website to help explain his job. But it's all words. Boo! Hiss! Aren't stories with pictures so much easier to understand?

Here, Mr. Fitzgerald, here you go...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/10/24/174045/35

[Chan790]

1. OMFG

This is priceless. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

The best part:
The police heard about this inappropriate behavior. Now Mr. Rove and Scooter and Mr. Novak and Ms. Miller and the President and the Vice President and all their Scary Mad friends are worried.

They're worried because Mr. Fitzgerald is coming.



This is Mr. Fitzgerald.

His work friends call him The Irish Bulldog. They call him that because he doesn't let go of bad people. Mr. Fitzgerald is like a policeman, except he also gets to decide if you get video games or a room-mate in jail. He doesn't like inappropriate behavior. He doesn't like lies. Especially lies that hurt people or make them die. Mr. Fitzgerald finds out Truth.

Mr. Fitzgerald will help the secret job people.
Mr. Fitzgerald will help Mrs. Wilson.

Go Mr. Fitzgerald, Go!