Why was six afraid of seven?

[realisticphish]

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity.



Jokes with realistic endings>>http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792

[Blue_Tires]

1. well, that certainly pops the 'ol balloon

nt

[Jamastiene]

2. Ah, but seven eight nine. n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Hahaha, some of those are funnier than the originals.

[In_The_Wind]

4. eight ...

:shrug:

just a wild guess ...