What should I start a thread about?

[Dave Reynolds]

:dunce:

[In_The_Wind]

1. I don't know ...

:shrug:

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Me neither,

My muse has left me, my mule went lame.
Lost my money in a poker game.
Windstorm came just the other day,
blew the house that I lived in away.

I'm havin so much trouble,
SO much trouble,
so much trouble I'm about to lose my mind.

[In_The_Wind]

14. OMG! That all sounds so bad ...

How can you exist without your muse ...

[Dave Reynolds]

15. It is a meager existence,

bereft of joy or music or girls on scooters.....

But, there is plenty of alcohol.

[kid a]

2. divorce

[Dave Reynolds]

5. But I try to avoid

those warm, fuzzy, feel-good threads.

[Lubernaut]

3. Pasta and yardwork

[Dave Reynolds]

7. Now, if I could find a way to link the two...

we'd be in bidness.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. A thread about Threads...

I personally was completely frightened by that movie. :hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

9. I have not seen it,

but the redundant redundancy of a thread about Threads would be repetitive and repeating itself. Which is not a bad thing, nor is it a non-good thing.

I think I just made my head hurt....:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. I can't remember what it was I was going to remember to tell you

about it. :hi: Now, we're even. :hug:

[elshiva]

8. Poetry

[stumblnrose]

10. Learning to relove liberals

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[Dave Reynolds]

12. But first,

one would have to unlove them.

And that would make someone cry, which would make someone else cry, and then I'd cry, and then everyone would cry.

I like it.

[Dave Reynolds]

11. That could work,

but if the poem could be put to music, then it would become a lyric thread, and I read somewhere that not everyone likes a lyric thread.

I like lyric threads.

My original poetry is quite sucky, by the way.

[elshiva]

13. Oh, don't embarass yourself. But who

knows, your poetry might be good? :shrug:

[Dave Reynolds]

16. My creativity falls somewhere between

dirt and stumps.

The best I can do is make up dirty words to country songs.

[elshiva]

18. How about quoting other people's poetry?

[Dave Reynolds]

25. I could do that,

as long as we all like limericks and haiku!

:thumbsup:

[elshiva]

27. Yes, please, bring on the limericks and haikus!

[Ptah]

17. I think it should be about dental floss.

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of



just sayin'

[Dave Reynolds]

22. I'm movin to the country,

gonna eat a lot of peaches.

Dental floss threads may lead to bodily functions, and that is a major no-no.

Saliva is so...distateful to some, and plaque is like garlic to a vampire.....

[Ptah]

28. Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon . . .

[flvegan]

20. Deer!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Dave Reynolds]

23. I would get lost in the crowd,

howzabout caribou?

Oooh.. I got it! Fur coats!!

Nah...just kiddin'.....

[AirmensMom]

21. Like it matters?

We'll join in on anything ... obviously! :bounce:

[Dave Reynolds]

24. That was my theory,

and it is proving to be a sound theory, at that.

:hi:

[AirmensMom]

26. Absolutely!

Just don't make it something important ... they're not as much fun. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

29. PETA

That always goes well and brings the DU community together.

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

31. Yes, always hugs and smiles with a PETA thread.

Followed by the word "Locking".

:yoiks:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. baby skunks

They're so cute.

[Dave Reynolds]

32. Or one with a Guiness joke.

Brenda O'Malley is at home making dinner when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've got somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There's been an accident down at the Guiness brewery."

"Oh God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm so sorry."

"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."

"Tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly without sufferin'?"

"Well, no Brenda....no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. That took me aback for a second there...

because my name is Brenda! Thanks for the laugh! :hi:

[Floogeldy]

33. About how the fact that your ass stinks?

Just a wild guess.

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

34. I hate stating the obvious.

Besides, to me it's like crushed rose petals...

[Floogeldy]

36. Me too!

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Hey there, my dear Dave Reynolds!

I have no contributions to make on what you should start a thread on...

Seems as though this thread is doing quite well, IMHO......


Just wanted to say hello.....



:loveya: :hug:

[Dave Reynolds]

37. Good evening, Peggy!

Thanks for stopping in.

It seems my threads about nothing do much better than anything else I come up with.

Kinda like Seinfeld.....

:pals: