I superglued my genitals to the Brazillion joke at Home Depot

[BigMcLargehuge]

Can I effectively sue myself?

[AirmensMom]

1. Maybe ...

but I'd get unglued first! :rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. wouldn't that be destroying evidence?

I don't want to sabotage my first chance at a possibly profitable frivolous lawsuit

[AirmensMom]

8. Uh, I guess that would be up to you.

:silly:

[matcom]

2. didn't you hear?

someone wrote a column about 'Camel Toads' :rofl:

[Jara sang]

3. Who is Sue? Does she work at Home Depot?

[wildhorses]

4. you are now officially a NUT JOB

[NNadir]

6. In what department do they keep the Brazillion joke? Appliances?

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. drywall, strangely

I was standing there next to some cheap gypsum and there it was. I had the glue with me.... so it seemed like a natural.

[NNadir]

9. I could be wrong but...

I'm not sure that a discussion of what is and is not natural is appropriate in this thread.

However I am going to bring glue to bed with me tonight just in case my wife is in the mood for unnatural acts.

[WCGreen]

10. I hate when that happens.....

[uppityperson]

11. Did you have a shopping cart? Or screaming kids with you?

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. I was using the shopping cart to beat my screaming kids, yes

[no name no slogan]

12. But just think of the $$ you'll save on toilet paper

[KitchenWitch]

13. only if you got gored by a rutting deer outside the MN State Capitol

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

14. Don't sweat it. Brazillions of genitals have been glued to that joke.

[In_The_Wind]

16. Try it ...

:shrug:

[Tari]

17. Mr. BigMcLargehuge, one must ask "How will this impact your life?"

How will this impact the life of Mrs. BigMcLargehuge?

And why did you feel compelled to do this? Were you sniffing the glue prior to the act?

And the most obvious question of all

Which is bigger, the genitals or the joke?