Men: Could you pee here?

[Sub Atomic]

[DJ MEW]

1. WTF???

Where is that and who thought that was a good idea. That is actually kind of creepy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Yes. With great vigor.

[Shell Beau]

3. Um, ooookay!!

Weird!

[matcom]

4. not sure

the one with the tape measure is really turning me on

[Lochloosa]

35. And she has just got enough tape pulled out...

speaking for myself that is..}(

[Jara sang]

5. I give it one week.

Til those girls have pirate eye patches, devil goatees with horns and thought bubbles saying "Fuck me! Baby!"

[histohoney]

6. HA HA HA

Too funny!
True story. My mothers family is from New Mexico and we would go to visit them every summer from Texas.

On one visit we stoped at one of those Flying Indian stations (If you lived in the southwest you know what I'm talking about) outside of Ft. Summner NM. I had to go to the girls room BAD.

When you first walk in you don't see anything but the sink and toliet. After your pants are around your ankels and your sitting down you see a man! I screamed and jumped a mile befor I realized it was a life size cut out of Robert Redford.(Sundance Kid look).

After my duties were done I came out and the stations owner had a giant smile. She winked at me and gave me the hush sign as my mother walked to the bathroom. My mom only speaks spanish when she's mad. I heard every bad word she knew in spanish and english. What a hoot!

[chaska]

14. LOL! Funny story HH.

[Az]

51. Can one up that with a recent story

We had a Halloween party this weekend. We decorated inside and outside the house. The Bunny (my SO) was complaining no one noticed the hanging corpse in the bathroom hanging from the shower nozzle. I tried to console her.

The next day was Halloween and we had a friend come over to help pass out candy. Towards the end of the evening she went in to go to the bathroom. There was a scream. There was .... fluid. She had just noticed the hanging corpse. The Bunny did good.

[WCGreen]

7. Well, at least I'd know the other guys weren't looking

at my massive tool......

[Wapsie B]

8. Hell yes!

I'm an exhibitionist at heart. ;-)

[Rob H.]

9. Probably not

That's creepy, imo. It's already weird enough to use urinals that have the sports page framed above them so you can read whilst you're a-whizzing.

[anarch]

10. no way...I don't like the look of those

urinals.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Queenstown, South Island New Zealand.

The name of the hotel is 'Sofitel'.

[Xithras]

12. Yes, absolutely.

BTW, theres a place in Maui where the urinals have mirrors over them so you can watch yourself pee. After about 10 seconds of peeing, a light kicks on behind the mirror, revealing a face staring back at you. THAT scared the living crap out of me.

This is tame by contrast!

[Robb]

47. OK, you gotta tell me where that is!

:D

[Xithras]

52. Warren & Annabells in downtown Lahaina

It's a magic show place for the tourists :)

[Seabiscuit]

13. I could use the one that guy's using.

The others I'm not sure about.

[chaska]

15. Hey, whatever. I like the one with the open mouth...

Besides, she looks impressed to me.

[Fox Mulder]

16. What's the woman on the far left doing?

Is she blowing her nose???

I can't tell. I have bad vision.

[chaska]

18. Opera glasses (binoculars)...

She can't find your tiny snausage without occular assistance.

[Fox Mulder]

19. Damn.

That hurts. :(

[southlandshari]

17. ROTFLMAO!!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

24. I bet you would be the one with the tape measure......

:silly:

[southlandshari]

55. Guess again!

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

56. Okay, Third one from the left......

B-)

[Left_Winger]

20. If the women are only photos, sure

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. that's not as bad as this one!

[matcom]

22. i am staying WELL away from the urinal on the right

:scared:

:rofl:

[hunter]

23. Aim higher, dude!

Piss on Rummie.

[unblock]

26. BEST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER.

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

49. I have to agree

Great choice of photos!

[myrna minx]

30. Wow. I just sprayed my soda everywhere!

:spray:

[flamingyouth]

31. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

32. I am literally laughing out loud!

That's genius!

[indigo32]

34. You did not!

LOLOLOL

[redqueen]

39. ASDFJKL#$@&*(@%$&#($

:rofl:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

60. LMFAO!!!!

Beautiful... scary... but SOOOOOO bootiful!

:applause:

[Maestro]

64. I couldn't pee there.

No way! I'd feel like peeing on the wall.

[Akoto]

69. Oh god.

I was gasping for breath after seeing that, I laughed so hard. :rofl:

[redwitch]

25. a friend sent us this the other day

my hubby was offended. said he found it very insulting to women. he's a very sensitive guy, that's why i love him.

[In_The_Wind]

27. So ...

what or who is the woman on the far right looking at ...


hmmm

[MrScorpio]

28. Sure can

No shame in my game

[leftofthedial]

29. That's a hoot

Gives me an idea for decorating my bathroom.

[skygazer]

33. What's the difference?

In a men's room, you're peeing in front of a bunch of people anyway which always struck me as wierd - in our bathrooms (meaning ladies rooms), we have privacy. Men get to let it all hang out in groups. Bizarre.

What's so different about peeing in front of a bunch of (not real) women rather than peeing in front of a bunch of (very real) men?

[Lochloosa]

36. That is why it is so quiet in a mens room....and you look straight ahead.

Bet you ladies didn't know that one....huh

[Truebrit71sbruv]

62. Although Billy Connolly came up with a good one...

... when he advised that when you're in a crowded urinal, and you reach the "shake" stage... especially if the urinal is one of the "wrap-around" metal versions, you kind of "swing" yourself and smack your knuckles against the side giving a resounding "bong" before reeling the old flexible friend back into the lair. Then walk out watching the looks of envy...

[6000eliot]

37. I think this is a riot.

How are we to interpret these various looks we're getting? Is there one urinal you'd rather not use?

[intrepid_wanderer]

38. uhhhh

YEP... don't think it'd be an issue

[DiverDave]

40. You are asking people that will pee anywhere

if they would pee there?

Guys will pee ANYWHERE.

Not a problem for me, I really like the places that have the sports pages up.

[chaska]

41. I had a GF who liked to aim it...

for a certain male who shall remain nameless.

Yeah, I went and took it tooooo far, dint I?

She was fun.

[uncle ray]

46. did, ahem, "he" enjoy it?

[chaska]

59. Uh, "he" did indeed.

I miss that girl bad.

[RedCloud]

70. if you miss her badly...

take better aim next time!

[Taxloss]

42. Ab-so-lutely!

That's very funny.

Better than the crappy ads we often have to look at. "Worried about hair loss?" No, I'm trying to hose another guy's down the drain.

[Deja Q]

43. Whew-boy... only if they were pics of men...

[Spirochete]

44. Not accurately

I'd be laughing too hard.

[Dave Reynolds]

45. Only if there were a girl

laughing hysterically with her thumb and forefinger very close together....

[Jed Dilligan]

48. Only if it had that urinal drain cover

that reads "SAY NO TO DRUGS"

I love pissing on that thing.

[BreweryYardRat]

50. Easily.

Especially after the positive reinforcement I just got tonight.

[AussieDave]

53. As if - I can pee anywhere

I got nothin' to hide - not much of a view so who cares ???

[Abelman]

54. I could

I'd have to think about which one, but I think I could deal with it.

[Jamastiene]

57. Don't be silly. Men'll pee anywhere. n/t

[Truebrit71sbruv]

61. Yup...

...it's a territorial thing ;)

[Historic NY]

58. When you gotta go, you gotta go..........

then again anywhere would be fine.

[Maestro]

63. Yeah the place looks nice and clean.

:shrug: ;)

[Strong Atheist]

65. Oh my! nt.

[SmileyBoy]

66. Is that... Is that my old Graphic Arts teacher??

It sure as hell looks like him from the back...

[RedCloud]

67. I could, ahem, micturate there

provided they lower some of the urinals for better dangling!

[DS1]

68. Like I said the other 5 times this was posted

The woman on the right is mounted too high

[mockmonkey]

71. If I pee here

I'll ruin my keyboard...again.