Headlines You'd Like to See! November 4th 2005...

[Hugin]

It's been like forever since there's been one of these threads...

"Scooter Scooted"

Post any you'd like to see today. They don't necessarily have
to be political. But, mixing Tabloid Nattering with Political
Commentary can be fun.

:)

[Hugin]

1. "Bacon Day!"

There's a headline for ya.

[RedCloud]

2. "All Repugs Teleported to Fiery Planet DieBold"

That should make my day and then some.

[Hugin]

4. Serves them right...

;)

[LaraMN]

3. Lump in back of Bush's jacket discovered to be colostomy bag

working in reverse and feeding through earpiece.

[Zuni]

5. Porn to be freely distributed to all

[Divameow77]

6. Divameow wins Lottery!

hey, a girl can dream...

[Deep13]

7. "Federal Agents Corner Fleeing Bush" nt

[Mr. McD]

8. Bush, Cheney, et al indited

for crimes against humanity.

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. Big McLargehuge's novel debuts at #1 on New York Times list

rights to said work were sold for $5 million. World falls on knees to worship new literary god. Salman Rushdie breaks typewriter, claims he can't compete. Cormac McCarthy offers 50,000 surreal diatribe about Cactus, then eats own shoe...

[NNadir]

10. 85 Republican Congressmen join Cheney and Bush in Resignation.

President Pelosi Promises To Heal Country In Spite of Trials.

(See text of Pelosi's speech below...)

Why think small?