Video Clip: Ashlee Simpson, toasted, in a Toronto McDonalds @ 1:30 AM

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/04/video_ashlee_simpson_gets_drun.html

From The Superficial: Sometimes when I think I can't hate Ashlee Simpson any more than I already do, she shows up drunk at a Canadian McDonalds and starts climbing on the counters like a stupid monkey. And if that wasn't enough, she refuses to take a picture with a fan because he won't kiss her feet. I don't know anything about celebrity etiquette, but requiring fans to kiss your feet before you give them a picture seems a little on the rude side. But that's just me. I don't think regular people are my slaves.

[sasquatch]

1. Wow, that is wierd

[peekaloo]

2. Damn that acid reflux! It makes you do crazy thangs.

:eyes:

[Divameow77]

3. Why is she famous?

I mean, her sister at least has big boobs.

[underpants]

6. Because everyone wants to sleep with her sister

basically that is it....oh and the fact that their mother seemed to have only given birth to them after doing a cost/benefit analysis and working up business plan.

[tallahasseedem]

4. She has an awful big ego...

for someone who has absolutely no talent whatsoever.

[Patiod]

7. Totally OT: Good to see your avatar in use again this year

I'm dating myself, but I have lots of memories of being in Junior High, and being one of the few kids who didn't go downtown for the big victory parade when the Broad Street Bullies won the cup.

I was also one of the few kids not given detention...

[Loonman]

5. With any luck

She'll cultivate a fatal heroin habit due to her low self esteem issues and will be spit out of the bowels of the porn industry.

[DS1]

8. Here, I'll go grab my post on the matter in the fark thread

Meanwhile, "Entertainment Reporters" all need to be dragged out the studios, into the street, and shot in the face.

Except Pat O'Brien, he amuses me. He'll get shot while running away.

[chenGOD]

9. Shot in the face is too good for them...

They need to be denied access to anyone famous, and have all botox/make-up/styling/plastic surgery privileges revoked.

[DS1]

10. Too much effort

Shot in the face. With a large hollowpoint bullet.

[LaraMN]

11. I just lost all respect for her.

Of course, going from zero to nothing isn't much of a fall.