Post Your Favorite "Big Lebowski" Quotes Except for "The Dude Abides"

[Yavin4]

because that's too obvious.

Here's one of my favorites: "This isn't Vietnam, Donny. There are rules".

[catzies]

1. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism,

at least it's an ethos.

[HEyHEY]

2. "Ow, fucking facist!"

[charlie and algernon]

3. "don't mess with the Jesus"

[peekaloo]

4. Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[RPM]

5. well, that's, like, your opinion, man....

don;t ever forget that...

[democracyindanger]

6. In case anybody needs assistance

http://thugbot.net/features/lebowski/

[northamericancitizen]

10. Thanks for the link. I'll keep this one in my favorites.

[wovenpaint]

7. There's alot of ins and outs and what have you's

keeping my mind limber.....

[Kali]

8. "Nice Marmot"

[northamericancitizen]

9. Look for the person who will benefit

It's all a goddamn fake.

Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--

[DarienComp]

11. SHOMER SHABBOS!

Shomer fucking Shabbos.

[Initech]

12. "This could be a lot more uh uh uh uh uh uh complex!"

"I mean it might not be just a simple, uh, you know?"

[mokawanis]

13. What do you do for fun?

Oh, you know, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[opiate69]

14. Walter:

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[gmoney]

15. "You want a toe? Cause I can get you a toe!"

or words to that effect...

[pokerfan]

16. "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

[BlueIris]

17. "You're fucking Polish Catholic!"

I think that's the quote anyway. It's been a couple of years.

[Loonman]

18. "the correct nomenclature is Chinese-American, Dude"

:)

[Lethe]

19. "This aggression will not stand, man, ok"

[anarch]

20. Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead?

"It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

[bridgit]

21. Donny: "What's Shabbos?"

Walter Sobchak: "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!"

[minkyboodle]

22. Two of mine

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

Walter Sobchak: Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

[imperialismispasse]

23. ...

Bunny:I'll suck your c**k for twenty dollars.

The Dude:Uh...I'm just going to go find a cash machine.

[sasquatch]

24. "Obviously you are not a golfer"

:D

[DiverDave]

25. Thankie. . . Just one thing, Dude.

D'ya have to use s'many cuss words?
DUDE:The fuck are you talking about?

Funnist line in the whole movie

[taterguy]

26. Mine

This is what happens when you find someone in the Alps. I wasn't hallucinating. That's how a much more offensive line was dubbed in a broadcast TV version