According to Fundy on CSI: Embryos are PreBorn Children...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

:wtf: Is this what these freaks are preaching now?! I know this is fiction, but it just sounds like something Jerry Falwell would say! OH MY GOD. This is against even CATHOLIC Dogma.
Duckie

[TimeChaser]

1. ... Does that make sperm Pre-pre-born children?

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Probably.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Oh my,

then I have spilled brazillions of them on the ground.

Would that be murder, or merely child abuse?

:evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. God will make you pay for every sperm that can't be found.

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


"Every Sperm Is Sacred", Lyrics by Michael Palin and Terry Jones

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. LOL...

Funnily enough, I received that in an email a few months back and forwarded it to the deacon at my church. I got a call from him about two hours later, and he was gasping for breath from laughing so hard.
Duckie

[MiniMandaRuth]

10. Hi TimeChaser!

:hi:

[TimeChaser]

14. Hello!

:hi: Happy almost-Friday

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Pre-born

was something I heard last year, it was the fundies new way of framing their anti-abortion rhetoric. And yes, it is indeed something Falwell would say. He probably has.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Holy Crap...

:wow:

[Az]

4. Well to hear it from the protesters at the clinic I escort at

They call the women approaching the clinic mother and refer to the fetus (they presume they are pregnant) as a child. All of their rhetoric seems to be aimed at the idea of giving identity to the fetus. I think I may have even heard them use the term preborn children.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. Wow. People are so small minded.

Does the clinic you escort at do prenatal and gyno exams too, as well as abortions? They don't seem to get that about most abortion clinics. And if they knew how many abortions were performed at county and university hospitals, they'd shit themselves.
Duckie

[TimeChaser]

12. Now, I'm usually a peaceful person and would never wish harm on anyone

... But I would be unable to control myself anywhere near someone protesting a clinic.


Btw, I managed to get some Naruto fansubs and I've finally started watching it. :hi:

[hickman1937]

8. They've been using this since at least the 90's.

A cover for Conservative politicians yanking funding from all programs having to do with actual born children. Preborn costs nothing.

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. Does that make me pre-worm food?

:shrug: