so... what is, um, average?

[KCDem]

just reading a thread hijacked by GOPisEvil... (*get over your shock now). He and Forrest Gump are discussing, well, "member" size. What _is_ average these days, anyways? According to http://www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi (the large penis support group), it's around 7. According to my husband, it's around 4.

I'm just a curious gal. Please indulge. (not with your own concocted stats, just with what is in the 'normal' range).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Well when I DID date men

If I opened my hand outstretched, the area from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my index finger measured 7 inches and it was a "handy" ruler when needed. :evilgrin:

[KCDem]

2. so, did they mostly fall under or over?

You know, I've seen a lot... but, after 6 years of marriage, it's hard to remember.

(off to bed soon, and I'm just needing something happy to dream about). :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Over or right in the range

Sweet dreams :D

[KCDem]

5. you lucky bitch!

You know why women have such a crappy judge of distance?

(why?)

Because they've always been told that this:

_________________________________


is 6 inches.

[Cheswick2.0]

4. 6 is average

I think, and perfectly accomodating.

12 is "get the hell away from me with that".

[KCDem]

6. yeah, 12 would scare me, too.

but, I don't know, 8 might be nice?

[Phoenixtongueof fire]

7. Honey..............

I was too busy doing "other" things to waste my time measuring. As long as gives pleasure wtf difference does the size make?
I pity the guy that ends the evening with any one who's into measuring. Do they weigh the sac? count the strokes, take liquid measurements after climax? It's suppose to be a fun time not a *&%$# lab test.

[SOteric]

8. Well, this article was most enlightening.

http://www.askmen.com/sports/health/health3.html

[MercutioATC]

9. I always understood it was girth that mattered, not length...

true or not?

[DemoTex]

11. Girth not length.

Like a single friend of mine in Piedmont Airlines' B-737 transition used to tell the ladies in the Winston-Salem Ramada Inn bar: "Mine's not very long, but it's about as big around as a number ten can of corn." Within minutes they would be on the way up to his room.

[Tigermoose]

13. Bah...

girth is just one dimension. It's like saying a square is as aesthetically appealing as a cube. With length and girth, you just got even more options to "play" with. But of course, with more power comes more responsibility :)

[DemoTex]

14. My friend touted his strong points, so to speak.

I licked my eyebrows as Jimbo mentioned the #10 can of corn - corn makes me hungry, and I always overshoot my chops - and other ladies moved to my side of the bar. Quickly.

[Tigermoose]

15. LOL

and then Bill Gates walked in and you and your friend left alone and bitter :)

[DemoTex]

16. Yeah. How did you know?

Fuckin' rich bastards!

[Phoenixtongueof fire]

21. I would think that it depends.............

Is the guy with the "can of corn" balling the "Grand Canyon"?

How come there is never a discussion like this about a women's vagina?
If a guy needs a board and a rope and a clothes pin, she's a loser.

[Tigermoose]

10. They don't call me TigerMOOSE for nothing

:)

I would guess that the normal is around 6 inches.

Is having a small penis really worth all the spam email in the world? I mean, really. If small-penised men did wake up and magically find themselves large, they would just be let down that it didn't somehow magically make sex everything that online porn promised it could be.

[DemoTex]

17. But why do the spammers waste bandwidth on guys like us?

And band-length too, I guess. In the spirit of this deteriorating discussion. I mean, we are Brobdingnagians! Why bother us?

[Tigermoose]

19. Easy with the literary references...

Between DU, pR0n, and sorting through my penis enlargment/viagra spam I don't have much time for such fancy-talk!

[SOteric]

12. And here's the Kinsey Material

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

[RustyShackleford]

18. A recent scientific study has revealed that...

half of all men are below average. :think:

[GregW]

20. My best average was 187

Best game 269 (twice)
Best series 711

Oh wait a minute ... you mean balling ... not bowling :eyes: