Why the corpse of Lon Chaney would be better than Dick Cheney.

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Ways in Which
the Disinterred Corpse of Silent-Film Actor Lon Chaney Would Be a Better Vice President Than Dick Cheney.
BY IAN ADAMS

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He wouldn't be able to give away high-ranking administration positions to his former co-workers. They're all dead.

Children and foreign dignitaries would be more comfortable during photo ops.

He isn't always a sinister villain.

If he had to hide in a series of underground bunkers, he could draw on over 70 years of experience with being buried.

Grinning skull face a more convincing sign of goodwill.

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