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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 02:55 PM Original message |
I am officially declaring today "Bad Pun Thursday!" |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. what do you call |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:15 PM Original message |
in a field? |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. will we all be pun-ished if we don't cooperate? |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. a guy who hangs around the window all day? |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. My favorite: Did you hear about the magic tractor? |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:15 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. That's really "corny". |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
18. I asked my horse if he liked that joke... |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:21 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. ok that calls for: what did the hat say to the hat rack? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Oh...the humanity |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:29 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. Hoser walks into a bar.......bartender says... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. Guy to shrink: "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
8. Not really a pun, but; "The REAL Bush speechwriting team." |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. Last night I dreamed I was a salad... |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
11. I couldn't afford to buy cotton... |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
12. Batteru Cables walk into a bar... |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
13. I caught my wife in bed with another man...I was crushed. |
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mattomjoe (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. Why don't you make like a tree |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. Did you hear they aren't making crowbars any longer? |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
16. A piece of string walked into a bar... |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:11 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Omigod.......*groan* |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:39 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. Hahaha, nice! |
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mattomjoe (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
21. What do you call a one-legged woman? |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
22. A polar bear goes into a bar, and sits down. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. YES!!!! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
25. Does that mean tomorrow is "Euphamism Friday"? |
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tigersumtin (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
26. Pirate walks into a bar |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:59 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Whatd'ya tell a 1 eyed, 1 legged, 1 armed ex-Navy hitch-hiker? |
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tigersumtin (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 05:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. LOL |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
29. Three-legged dog walks into a bar |
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book lady (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
30. Dante and John Milton were playing dice when Milton pocketed them |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 06:42 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. LOL! |
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LordshipLadyship (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
32. end of the marriage |
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