I'm a clique of one.

[asthmaticeog]

Society says I must choose, I must belong to a category.

Society can take a long suck o' my left one.

I am popular, I am pariah.
I am the lifeblood and the disease.
I am the shadow and the brightness.
I am cloistered curmudgeon and shameless attention-whore.
I am the dreamer and the dream.
I am the contented creator and the gleeful destroyer.

I'm Slater AND Screech, motherfucker.

Kneel before me in worship, you shitpigs, for I have spoken.

And no, you can't join. :P

[WCGreen]

1. That's good cause I am Zack.....

[asthmaticeog]

2. Oh, OK, you can join, then.

[Misunderestimator]

3. What's so special about your left toe?

And do those lyrics go to the tune of "I am Woman, Hear me Roar" ?

[asthmaticeog]

7. Can't.. find.. Helen Reddy... album...

But if they don't, they oughtta.

And questions about my left toe will only be addressed via PM so this doesn't turn into lock-bait. ;)

[AussieDave]

9. Not "left toe", "left ONE"

as in - well - you know.............:blush:

[Misunderestimator]

11. Oh... LOL!!! I have no idea why I read that as "toe."

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. If you're Slater and Screech, who do you have the hots for?

Jessie or Lisa? :shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

8. Why choose?

:smoke:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Stop biting off me.

[asthmaticeog]

10. What, I should steal from someone who's NOT funny?

Fuck that, I only bite GOOD material.

[DS1]

6. Beat ya to it,

en Espanol, no less!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4241503&mesg_id=4241503

[asthmaticeog]

12. Huh, I didn't know you were bi

lingual. :shrug:

[spacelady]

13. Nuh uh, because I am relating to your clique, so either I am one

or we are two (too).

[asthmaticeog]

14. "But Mr. Hand,

If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't it make it OUR time?"

[spacelady]

15. Well if time were here, time would have a say, Piccoli, so your pizza

is relative to the class! Dismissed for a "pot"ty break!

I mean spicolli

[asthmaticeog]

16. Whoooaaa, you just blew my mind, and I'm not even baked.

:wow:

[spacelady]

17. Well, half-baked will do, carry on......has anybody seen my eye?

[GirlinContempt]

18. Watch out

the blood brigade is gonna be on your ass

[asthmaticeog]

20. Good, while they're down there they can pop some of the zits.

[GirlinContempt]

21. I think I just

threw up in my mouth a little

I need to call in the reinforcements

[progmom]

24. you rang?

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

25. Give him hell, darling

:yourock:

[billyskank]

31. Hi 'temptress!

:hi: :)

[GirlinContempt]

33. Well hey there dude

how'd I earn that nickname?

[billyskank]

35. Oh, nothing you did that I know of

I could have called you Contemptress but shortening it further appealed to me even more. :)

[billyskank]

32. PROGMOM!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :hug: :hug: :7

[ghostsofgiants]

19. I get it...

You're God!

[asthmaticeog]

22. I am the Alpha and the Omega... n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Radical.

[GirlinContempt]

27. If that is the case

we're ALL in trouble

[asthmaticeog]

29. Not all.

I've been known to spare the worthy. Like Lot and his horny daughters.

[GirlinContempt]

30. The 'sparing'

wasn't the kinda trouble I was thinking of.

Horny daughters comes a lot closer ;)

[LaurenG]

26. This is a bit exclusionary

Clique away... :hi:

[XNASA]

28. So. You're one of those Monoclique people.

I've heard of people like you. You can't be trusted.

[asthmaticeog]

34. I can be trusted.