Quotes that could apply to Bush.

[BreweryYardRat]

Just what the title says-quotes about other people that could apply to The Chimp.
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I thought men like that shot themselves.
- - - King George V

The gods too are fond of a joke.
- - - Aristotle

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
- - - Hunter S. Thompson

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
- - - Milton Berle

A good example of why some animals eat their young.
- - - Jim Samuels

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.
- - - Dorothy L. Sayers

Some folks seem to have descended from primates later than others.
- - - Kin Hubbard

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
- - - Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- - - George Bernard Shaw

I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.
- - - Eugene McCarthy

If life were fair, he would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?"
- - - John Cleese

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
- - - Robin Williams

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar....He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.
- - - Harry S Truman

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Anyone got more?

[Skelington]

1. "when life gives you lemons.........bomb the F*** out of somebody"