Calling all fashion models.....calling all fashion models

[ForrestGump]

I'm going to bed now.

The key's under the mat.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Subtle...

...let me know if it works. :-)

[ForrestGump]

12. Actually, dude, looks like it attracted quite a bounty

Only DU's very bestest, of course.



Unfortunately, I slept through the whole thing. Men, huh?

[supernova]

2. Good night y'all

And some of us are beyond fashion model pretty.

[ForrestGump]

13. Gord morning/afternoon/evening!

Yep, who needs fashion models? :-)

(nothingshocksmeanymore, if you see that, please just disregard it as an intemperate outburst)

[noiretextatique]

3. LOL...did you watch 'america's next top model'

by any chance? maybe you have some prospects with some of the dismissees.

[ForrestGump]

14. Oh, shoot

I didn't see that.

Nope, my flight of fancy was inspired by nothingshocksmeanymore's team of models who like vertically-significant men. Oh, the wonder of it all.....

[SOteric]

4. Night night!

I just finished dinner so I'm not thinking about bed for a few hours yet. If I get the sudden inspiration to think of myself as a fashion model, I'll consider your shameless bid for affection.

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

15. Well, it's supremely flattering just to even be in the running

Constantly running, that's me!

[KCDem]

5. hm, get rid of Salma,

and, just maybe, I'll show up.

Wait, I'm too short to be a model. And, I guess, not stunning enough. But, just like every box of chocolate.... :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

6. Dudette!

Have you seen those models without their makeup?! They're not stunning enough either.

A lot can be done with an artists brush, some expert lighting and a good camera angle.

[KCDem]

10. yeah, but they're not 5-4, either!

That's kinda hard to hide! Ah well, I enjoy being vertically challenged... more men to choose from, right?

[SOteric]

11. So you can be a supermodel

for children's clothes.

Okay, I'll stop now.

[ForrestGump]

17. Photoshop!

And vaseline on the lens.....

[ForrestGump]

16. Jeez, how'm I going to break the news to Salma?

She'll be (understandably) heartbroken.

How'd you know I like boxes of chocolate? :-)

Man, who needs models when the real thing's so much better (hey, there's even a pun buried way in there, somewhere).

[GOPisEvil]

7. I'm going to bed too...

...have a good night everyone! :hi:

[SOteric]

8. Pleasant dreams, cutie!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Thanks to the efforts of several wonderful DU women (you included)...

...pleasant dreams are virtually assured! :hi:

[ForrestGump]

18. Something went wrong

I woke up next to GOPisEvil.

I demand a recount!