In horror of Scalito and Scalia both of Trenton, NJ: Dumb Laws

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Dumb NJ laws

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.