Man/Woman machine...for your amusement

edbermac

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Mon Oct-31-05 04:55 PM
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Man/Woman machine...for your amusement

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redqueen

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:00 PM
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1. heh

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Thursday 20th Sept 2005

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in.

He hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed.

I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

MAN'S DIARY:

Thursday, 20th September 2005

Rangers got beat again. Gutted. Got a shag though.

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Shell Beau

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:05 PM
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3. Hahahahaha!!

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underpants

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:03 PM
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2. Where's the remote for that thing?

See now THAT would be more like it.

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Shell Beau

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:06 PM
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4. LOL!!!

:rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:13 PM
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5. You understand that this

MAN'S DIARY:

Thursday, 20th September 2005

Rangers got beat again. Gutted. Got a shag though.

...is purely stereotypical and in no way reflects any realism on the part of the human male.

Right?

Right...?

Aw, c'mon...

:yoiks:

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Chan790

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:21 PM
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6. It sums me up rather well

except that I hate the NY Rangers and love the Carolina Canes.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Oct-31-05 05:30 PM
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7. Dude, you're not HELPing

:spank:

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edbermac

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Tue Nov-01-05 09:39 AM
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8. I agree...in fact right now I'm in the middle of a painful breakup...

Theo Epstein resigned as GM of the Red Sox...:cry:

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RedCloud

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Tue Nov-01-05 12:05 PM
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9. cheer up, maybe it's just a typo.

Theo Epstein re-signed. How's that?

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