My next brilliant career move?

[Ellen Forradalom]

I'm completely fed up with my life. Which circus should I run away to join?

[hickman1937]

1. given a choice, I'm going for long haul trucker.

As long as I get to ride shot gun. I can't drive for shit. The first time some butthole, on the phone, cut me off and slammed on the brakes I'd ride up over the jerk, and go to jail gladly.

[PittPoliSci]

2. join actual circus.

you might run into me, i'm thinking about going to clown college.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. My brother-in-law tried the long-haul trucking....

for a year. He is a computer systems engineer. He was gone for two weeks at a time, had to sleep in the damn cab of the truck. It is a hellish life. He quit and we are delighted about that.

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Kick

for the late morning crowd of career counsellors

[Greyhound]

5. R U already a programmer?

If so you should know it still hasn't recovered. Between relatives, out-sourcing, and the H1-B's, there are still about 400 candidates for every opening and wages are suppressed to subsistence levels.
I think you should suck up to your States party bosses and run for office.