The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

[jus_the_facts]

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/




Stand on toilet...get high on pot.

[Deja Q]

1. Just remember to add "the suffix" at the end!

"in bed"

:rofl:

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[deadparrot]

2. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. nt

[jus_the_facts]

4. Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.

:crazy:

[Scooter24]

3. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Well isn't that a spirit-lifter? :P

[jus_the_facts]

6. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

:rofl:

[Arkana]

5. To make a long story short, don't tell it.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

:rofl:

[Maine-ah]

7. stooopid fucking cookie.

***Your Fortune Is***


Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.


The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

my bust is just fine. I am a small person anyway (4' 11"). I'd look silly with giant boobies.

[crispini]

8. Baseball got it all wrong ? man with four balls cannot walk.

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

9. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic.


LOL