Any schmoes here?

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

1. Whatcha talkin about?

:)

[KitchenWitch]

7. self delete

[billyskank]

10. Thank you!

In that case, if compulsively posting on DU (and regretting it when I am unable to get online) is an addiction, then I am a schmoe!

[southlandshari]

13. No, thank you!

For sharing, that is!

;)

[bridgit]

8. 1 entry found for schmoe...

schmo or schmoe also shmo ( P ) Pronunciation Key (shm)
n. Slang pl. schmoes, also shmoes
A stupid or obnoxious person.

(From Yiddish shmok, penis, fool. See schmuck.)

[In_The_Wind]

2. no schmoes ~ right ? ~ BUSTED *guilty* !

some moon pie ice cream ...

but no schmoes :shrug:

I need to edit to add all of the following ...

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4219843&mesg_id=4220665

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4220148#4220157

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4223267&mesg_id=4223402

I guess that makes me a schmoe

[JimmyJazz]

3. Hi, my name is SOANDSO and I'm

a schmoe :silly:

[southlandshari]

4. ROFL!

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

5. Could you bring that paddle over here?

Please :7

[southlandshari]

6. Nope.

For you, I have only this:

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

11. OMG! Not the smilie who was in the tanning booth a little too long!

Oh, okay: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

9. I admit it, I am a schmoe!

:evilgrin:

:P

[JimmyJazz]

12. I've decided that I no longer want to be a schmoe - Now I wanna be

a pepper :P

[Ptah]

14. Schmoe here, KW.

A struggling one at that.

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

15. Well you are among friends

:hug:

[Ptah]

17. Thank you, KW.

and wisdom to know the difference.

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

18. yes indeed

the hardest part of the whole thing, in my opinion.

;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. schlemiel

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Oooohhh..can I be one? I wanna be one too........

Definitely a schmoe.......


:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

20. LOL

:hug:

[trof]

21. Close. I'm a shmoo.

The SHMOO first appeared in "Li'l Abner" in August 1948. They were a seeming miracle. The lovable creature laid eggs, gave milk and died of sheer ecstasy when looked at with hunger. The Shmoo loved to be eaten by humans and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. Fry a Shmoo and it came out chicken. Broil it and it came out steak. Shmoo eyes made terrific suspender buttons. The hide of the Shmoo if cut thin made fine leather and if cut thick made the best lumber.

Even the Shmoo's whiskers made splendid toothpicks. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. You could never run out of Shmoon (plural of Shmoo) because they multiplied at such an incredible rate. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others. Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose. "Shmoos," Mose warned, "is the greatest menace to hoomanity th' world has evah known." "Thass becuz they is so bad, huh?" asked Li'l Abner. "No, stupid," answered Mose, hurling one of life's profoundest paradoxes at Li'l Abner. "It's because they're so good!"
http://www.deniskitchen.com/thestore/bios_shmoo.html

[KitchenWitch]

22. I remember Lil Abner!

good times!

:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

24. Flint-Schmoo?

RL

[DainBramaged]

23. Joe and Moe, but I think they got bored

[bridgit]

25. schmoes not here, Mrs. Torrence...

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

26. I looked everywhere ...

:shrug:

no schmoes under my bed ...

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Reporting

major league schmo here

[KitchenWitch]

28. Glad to hear I am not alone in being a schmoe!

:hi:

[progmom]

29. definitely

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

30. I'm looking for the "schmuck" thread. Can you direct me?

:silly:

[In_The_Wind]

31. Please let me know when you find it ...

I'll join you there ...

:rofl: if I not already there.


BTW ... we shouldn't have any problems getting the laptop working as long as we have cell phone reception and I also just ordered a new battery. :thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Hehehe!

I thought about the cellular service. But since I'm in the house most of the time, I went wi-fi.

Nice to know there are options! :D

[In_The_Wind]

33. There are always options.

The only thing that matters is how bad do you want it and how far are you willing to go to get what you want ....


"How Bad Do You Want It" - Tim McGraw ~

Robert Johnson went to the crossroads, so the legend goes
He left with his guitar and the devil took his soul, the devil took his soul

Been out here on this highway
Breathing diesel smoke
Driving hard for hours
Trying to make that Memphis show
People always ask me
"Son what does it take
To reach out and touch your dreams?"
To them I always say

Are you hungry?
Are you thirsty?
Is it a fire that burns you up inside?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming
With that one thing on your mind?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Cause if you want it all
You've got to lay it all out on the line

I get to make my living
Doing what I love
Every night I give my heart and soul
Sometimes that ain't enough
But brother, if you're like me
Looking down that road
Be careful of that wild wind, son
Sometimes it don't let go

Can you feel it?
Can you taste it?
Can you hear it knocking at your door?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming
With that one thing on your mind?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Cause if you want it all
You've got to lay it all out on the line

I get to make my living
Doing what I love
Every night I give my heart and soul
Sometimes that ain't enough
But brother, if you're like me
Looking down that road
Be careful of that wild wind, son
Sometimes it don't let go

Can you feel it?
Can you taste it?
Can you hear it knocking at your door?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming
With that one thing on your mind?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Cause if you want it all
You've got to lay it all out on the line

There's always a price you pay no matter what you do
If you're gonna climb that mountain to the top
It always comes down to

How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming
With that one thing on your mind?
How bad do you want it?
How bad do you need it?
Cause if you want it all
You've got to lay it all out on the line

Robert Johnson went to the crossroads, so the legend goes
He left with his guitar and the devil took his soul, the devil took
his soul.





Obviously I'm willing to go a helluva long way to get what I want ...