Need a compliment? Try the Surrealist Compliment Generator

[MrScorpio]

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/


You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia.

[Heidi]

1. Any one of those compliments could have been spoken by

"I am in awe of your angular beauty."

[MrScorpio]

2. You want to touch my monkey, Honey Puff?

It's a good monkey

[Heidi]

3. "Textures intrigue me." (nt)

[MrScorpio]

6. "Your agony is gorgeous." nt

[Heidi]

7. "In your radio show, 'Irritant Number Four,' the only sounds

were those of a Republicans screaming and toilets flushing. Did you mean for me to scream?"

[MrScorpio]

9. "I appreciate a warm hand on my opening."

"Why is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh well, the beat goes on."

[Heidi]

10. "Now is the time on The Hottest Sounds vhen ve dance." (nt)

[MrScorpio]

11. "That has disturbed me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now."

[Heidi]

12. "You plug your show with the subtilty of a flying mallet."

(You _had_ to know that one was coming. :rofl: )

[MrScorpio]

14. Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious

[Heidi]

15. Oh, I thought you were gonna say:

"Liebe meine abst-monkey."

[MrScorpio]

16. "I feel like a little girl!!"

[Heidi]

17. "I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL." (nt)

[MrScorpio]

18. "Sadly, Heidi is limited. But she is beautiful, is she not?"

[Heidi]

19. "Sadly, there are no integers on this scale,

so your gangly adolescent attempt to be clever has proved futile."

[MrScorpio]

22. You do but seize my motor fixtures into a likeness not unlike the moon.

[undeterred]

4. You wear your breasts to their full extent,

like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

[Heidi]

5. "You disturb me to the point of insanity.

There. I am insane now."

[u4ic]

8. A suburban distance lying across your chest

a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated,
cans of lima beans upon your knees,
you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility!


:rofl:

[NMMNG]

13. LOL

Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!

How did they know?

[Clintmax]

20. OK...that's just silly....

"Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and pocked blades."

What the hells??? :shrug:

[DainBramaged]

21. In caressing your follicles I am only reminded of the bitter harvest

[Briarius]

23. If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.

:wtf: is that a good thing?

[Meatwad]

24. "Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell."

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

25. Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the

movements of an albatross buried in creosote.


edited to make it fit in allotted space

[Rob H.]

26. "The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile."

:rofl:

[Rob H.]

27. For those who want a vicious slapping:

"Madam, what a handsome moustasche you wear!" (Sounds like something out of Monty Python.)

[billyskank]

28. Madame, ist thou donning space underwear?

For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

29. What beautiful negligence you wear! nt

[khashka]

30. Apparently I am an animalistic tree branch....

This is probably true...

Dada is not dead!
Watch your overcoat!

Khash.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. In your absence I find other forms of amusement

[billyskank]

32. Hi nsma!

Haven't seen you in ages! :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. Hi

[Callalily]

33. Ahem, what could this possibly mean?

<In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest.> Far too suggestive for my sensitive self.:blush: :rofl:

[crispini]

35. ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it! You will be grateful for having done so.

Yolutsky promises to cease his diddling with your ears.

Hmmmmm......

[progmom]

36. ...and this is what I got...

:wtf:


Dear Tom,
You seemed nice at first, and spoiled me with unconsciencable fruits, but now, y ou have gone too far! Assalting and recremending me in public, you have shown me that you are a man who does not care about losing a woman for the betterment of a pair of patent leather undergarments!
It is because of this unpardonable nature that I must dump you upon the carpet of suburban renewal! I know this is sudden, but I am sick of you. I will never be seen with you again, even if no other man will have me.
Angrily yours,
Jessica

[Evergreen Emerald]

37. "You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh. "

hahahahaha...that was fun!

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Haha, awesome...

So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.

[usedtobesick]

39. La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference.

????? No spekenz French....