There Is No More Baseball - Winter Is Here

[matcom]

i'm sad :(

Winter :cry:

somebody get nekkid and console me will ya? x(

[GOPisEvil]

1. Well...ok...if you think it will help.

*strips*

*pours scotch*

[matcom]

2. that's a good first step

don't suppose there is a FEMALE in the house? :eyes:











































:P

[GOPisEvil]

5. I don't hear Mrs. Matcom complaining.

:P

[matcom]

8. yeah? well you don't have to LIVE with her!

x(

[GOPisEvil]

9. Are you saying she was on her best behavior when I was there?

;)

[matcom]

10. you kidding?

she made ME put that decorative pillow back on its angle not TWENTY MINUTES after you left!

can you IMAGINE?? :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

13. She called you from work?

:P

[matcom]

15. work?

no, she came HOME from work and then called ME home from work and THEN made ME put *that* pillow on its angle!

it was HORRIBLE! :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

16. Admit it - you love it when she gets bossy.

;)

[matcom]

17. you have met her

wouldn't YOU? :P

[GOPisEvil]

18. Oh god yes.

:P

[Canadian Socialist]

3. But it's all good

there is HOCKEY! Lots and lots of hockey! Be happy my friend. There is hockey!


Did I mention there is hockey?
edited to add: I am female. But, I'm not nekkid. Cause, well, it's winter. But... there's HOCKEY!

[matcom]

7. no, you misunderstand!

i'm looking to a LEGITIMATE SPORT!!!

a "REAL" Sport! why oh WHY don't we have any REAL Sports?

x(

[Canadian Socialist]

11. Oh, matcom. You poor deluded soul.

(shaking my head in dismay). Why? Why? I thought you were a rational, intelligent person. I am so sad to find out otherwise. Please, seek help. I care. Really. No.... really. Seek help.

[matcom]

12. i've found a BETTER 'sport'!!

I'M IN TO THE WWE BAAAAAAAABBBBYYYYY!!! :bounce:

:D

[Canadian Socialist]

14. Oh dear.

It's worse than I thought. Please, there is help for you. Maybe a 12 step programme?











But if not, there is HOCKEY!

[terrya]

4. Don't Stop...Believing.

I can't get that fucking song out of my head. :grr:

[KitchenWitch]

24. Oh gods, you heard that too!

Terrible earworm.

[HUGH McSERIES]

6. First you gotta get me drunk

You a drinker?

[SOteric]

21. Are you particularly easy when you're drunk?

He likes 'em easy.

[southlandshari]

23. Welcome to DU, HUGH!

:rofl:

[maveric]

19. But the "Broons" are playing again!

And what about the Celts?

[matcom]

20. don't do the "WWH" OR BounceBall

life is OVER for the year for me x(

[sasquatch]

22. But we have footabll season!!

And it's 9 times better than baseball season.