DU Norm Tryouts: Post your pics here to audition for DU's own "Norm"

[StopTheMorans]

we're assembling a DU Cheers cast, and decided that it is about time to have proper tryouts for the important role that is "Norm". Post away!

on edit: the ladies are welcome to join in, too; no need for gender prejudice in Norm tryouts.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4219482&mesg_id=4219752

[StopTheMorans]

1. KICK!

:kick:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Am I still in the running for Carla?

[StopTheMorans]

3. sure.

first things first, we need a Norm :7

[sundog]

4. whoisalhedges!!!!

:bounce:

[StopTheMorans]

6. pics please

[kick-ass-bob]

8. WE"RE ON LEVEL $! THERE ARE NO PICS!!1

[StopTheMorans]

10. shaddup; noone's asking you

:grr:

[terrya]

9. Yeah...let's see a pic of whoisalhedges.

But I don't think whoisalhedges is the right type for Norm.

[StopTheMorans]

11. me neither, there has to be someone better

[KitchenWitch]

5. What about matcom

or WC Green?

[StopTheMorans]

7. pics please

[terrya]

12. Kick for "Norm"!

In a world of 6 billion people, there HAS to be someone out there to portray this unforgettable character.

[kick-ass-bob]

13. FINE! This is me:

[StopTheMorans]

14. thanks for posting, but you're not even close

try harder next time :hi:

[DS1]

15. I'll play

[StopTheMorans]

16. that's a good start

:thumbsup: other DUers, take notice.

[SOteric]

30. Nope.

The beer mug is a nice touch, but you're way too hot to play Norm.

:loveya:

[Blue-Jay]

17. Is this close enough?

[StopTheMorans]

18. that's a good effort, son. *pats Blue-Jay on head*

[Shell Beau]

19. Okay, and listen to my reasons and be fair!!!

Here in New Orleans with the infamous Hand Grenade and beer in hand!!!



Even on the Amtrak, I have my trusty beer!!!

[sundog]

20. not even close

shelly long maybe, but not norm

[Shell Beau]

22. Well my name is Shelley!!! That's a start!! NOT FAIR THOUGH!!

:P

[StopTheMorans]

21. well, i appreciate an entry from one of the DU ladies; we'll take this

into consideration.

[Shell Beau]

23. I did ask you to be fair!! A woman can easily pull off Norm!

[Lavender Brown]

24. Disqualified

You only have one chin.

[sundog]

25. well put

[Shell Beau]

29. So, I gotta try out for Diane? I don't like Diane!!

:)

[Shell Beau]

26. But, a little make-up can go a looooong way!!!

:)

[XNASA]

27. I nominate BatBoy.

I mean, President BatBoy.

[StopTheMorans]

38. accepted; we'll need a better pic for round 2

[Shell Beau]

39. Did I make round 2?

:yoiks:

[StopTheMorans]

42. we're still counting votes; don't pm me, i'll pm you

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

45. HA HA!!

:P

[XNASA]

41. Um. BatBoy is very secretive.

That's why he's called BatBoy. Few images exist.

[StopTheMorans]

43. i thought it was because he and Batman were having an affair

:shrug:

[anarch]

28. well...

this picture actually went out over AP, along with an article about beer:



that's gotta count for somethin'....

[HEyHEY]

31. Jesus Christ, I can't believe we need to audition for Norm

I clearly am the Norm around here

[Shell Beau]

32. Prove it!! Pics, please!

[sundog]

33. maybe

[underpants]

34. I could be Norm

I have an accounting degree

I like beer

I have a wife that none of you have ever seen

I like to sit down

I have a dry wit

I own a tie and brown shoes. Actually I am wearing brown shoes.

I could stand to lose a few pounds but I really don't care about it

I could pretty easily leave work early....yes that early.

Did I mention that I am wearing brown shoes?

[Shell Beau]

35. Do you sit on a bar stool?

[underpants]

36. I HAVE a bar stool

at home.

[Shell Beau]

37. It's close!! You know I am trying out for Norm too, so I can't root

for you!! Sorry! I've been told that I can't be Norm, but I am not a quitter!! :P I may have to try out for Diane x( !

[underpants]

44. Oh yeah go for Diane

:P

[anarch]

40. ah, screw this...I'm leaving work early and going to the bar n/t

[sundog]

46. kick

:kick:

[Wapsie B]

47. Ok I'm game.

Gimme a beer.

[MissMillie]

48. Here's me at the bar

I'm a little bustier than George Wendt, but not by much...

(and I'm perfectly willing to trade in the martini glass for a mug of beer)

[purr]

49. What the hell...

Heres me.. the only pic i have of me on my computer - my wedding from last August. Took out hubby.