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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:14 PM
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On the first day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me
... a real phony for-ger-y!

On the second day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me

... indictments for per-jur-y!

On the third day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me

... three WHIG stooges, two sealed indictments, and a real phony for-ger-y!

On the fourth day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me

...four aluminum tubes, three WHIG stooges, two sealed indictments, and the testicles of the VP!

On the fifth day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me

...FIVE YEARS IN JAIL! Five years in jail, four aluminum tubes, three WHIG stooges, two sealed indictments, and the testicles of the VP!


Needs work, please help. I know there should be more than two indictments...
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:29 PM
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1. I still think "Five Freepers Farting" needs to be in there.
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