Things you have never said to SouthlandShari

[khashka]

I can't tell you what I have not said or she'd lock the thread down.

Khash.

[southlandshari]

1. Oh my!

If there is something you cannot say to me here, darlin', may I remind you of the wonderful PM feature here on DU?

;)

[JimmyJazz]

2. I'm out.

:P

[southlandshari]

4. ....

Nothing left unsaid?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

6. What do you think?

:o

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I have NEVER said to her:

I HATE YOU!

And for obvious reasons, I never will, either.......



:shrug:

[southlandshari]

5. Thank heaven for that!

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. No worries, my dear!

I love ya!


:yourock:

[In_The_Wind]

7. I have never said ...

tombstone the bitch

[southlandshari]

23. Thank you for never saying that one!

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

35. You do know that I'm never going to say that ever ...

nope ...

I'll just *walk away from the computer*

[Gormy Cuss]

9. I'd like to tell her to go to

here:
http://www.katecampbell.com/discography.html#moonpie

or here:
http://www.kraftfoods.com/kf/ff/Halloween04/Tombstone%20Pizza%20Tricks.htm

[southlandshari]

24. Awwww....

Thanks!

Just for you:

[billyskank]

10. "Will you marry me?"

;)

[southlandshari]

25. You never said that to me before!

Are you saying it to me now?

:loveya:

[billyskank]

26. That's what I said!

I never said "will you marry me" to you before!

Are you married already? ;)

[matcom]

11. you have a great ASS!

woops. i think i DID tell her that once :D

[JimmyJazz]

12. I think I did, too.

:o

[billyskank]

14. Well, two is confirmation

It's official. Southlandshari has a great ass. I shall record it in the DU Book Of Lore.

[JimmyJazz]

15. Um....Can I read that book sometime?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

19. Why, wanna find out what you've been up to?

:P

[southlandshari]

29. You HAVE told me that before...

just not lately!

Have I told YOU lately that


:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

13. But my intentions were honorable.....

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

36. ROFL!

You HAVE told me that before, darlin'!

I just didn't believe you!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. Stop PMing me!

:silly:

[southlandshari]

22. Huh?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

27. Nevermind. I have an odd sense of humor

:D

[southlandshari]

37. Whew!

Good to know for future reference!

So can I PM you or not?

:)

[LeftyMom]

38. Certainly

Especially if you have good gossip to share!

[southlandshari]

45. Actually

I just got the joke.

:yoiks:

[Shell Beau]

17. That she is a wonderful and understanding person! And a

very fair moderator! Go Shari!!!!! :)

[southlandshari]

47. Thank you, Shell Beau!!!

:hug:

One of my favorite Moon Pie images - sweet, just like you:

[Taverner]

18. I never told her that I sawed the legs off the periodic table of elements

[southlandshari]

48. Nope. You never told me that.

Anything else you haven't told me, California?

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

20. Bite me Mod

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

49. ....

Where would you like it?

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

59. Damn! too smartass for me!

I guess that's why *you're* a mod and I am an 'umble lounge lizard.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

62. Now NO ONE has ever said that to me!

I'm a lightweight poster, darlin'!

And I'm retiring after this term. Want me to recommend you as my replacement in the mod forum?

:pals:

[miss_kitty]

69. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!111!!!111

:scared:

I used to be an admin on a site that had no mods and I have learned how to live and let live online-I am pretty much against removing any post. I do believe in removing the poster though :evilgrin: (after warnings against deaththreats and racism).

Really, I learned between my old site and here that it's just the internet and people expressing their thoughts online for the most part has no effect on me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Cattlepens have ball points.

[southlandshari]

50. Really?

Where are they?

[MissMillie]

28. I don't think I've ever told SouthlandShari

that I don't like butternut squash.

[southlandshari]

51. No, you never did.

How about a Moon Pie instead?

[hfojvt]

30. isn't that a really, really long list?

For example, I am pretty sure that I have never said 'Isn't that a really, really long list?" to her before. Nor have I ever said to her "Indeed, people are being made to appear marginal today by the further transformation of agriculture taking place in most underdeveloped countries."
And that's too bad really because I know that quoting Frances Moore Lappe is a big turn on for most women. If I ever said that to Southlandshari I am sure I would get at least a big hug, but the saddest words in the English language are "it might have been".

[southlandshari]

44. Choosing Courage in a Culture of Fear

Subtitle of her latest book ("You Have the Power"). That gives me chills!!

You get more than a hug for that, darlin'...

[texas1928]

31. Well we have our pole licking incident.

that one time.

:blush:

[southlandshari]

52. But you never told me

if you wanted to be the pole or the tongue!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

32. "no."

:silly:

[billyskank]

34. Well, who could?

:D

[southlandshari]

40. You are making me blush!

:hug:

[billyskank]

43. Good!!

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[southlandshari]

39. YOU!

Just can't say no, can you?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

42. ...to certain things...

...and people...

:P

[no name no slogan]

33. Pass me that piano

[southlandshari]

53. LOL - nope never said that to me before!

I'll always cherish this special moment, darlin'!

:P

[merh]

41. well....

:blush: That I hate moon pies :hide:





















but I do love southlandshari :hug:

[southlandshari]

54. ......

Me too!!!!!





























Just kidding. ;)

I do love you, too, though! :hug:

[merh]

56. ((((((( hug )))))))))

I love you more! :hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

57. LOL!

NO. I love YOU more!

[merh]

58. Aw shucks, you are the bestest!

:rofl: :hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

61. ROTFLMAO!

:rofl:

Sorry about yesterday - hope this helps:

[merh]

64. You mean yesterday wasn't my day, right?

:scared: I sure hope so - cause you know we GRITS have to stick together! :hug:

[southlandshari]

I thought I was sweet yesterday

But your little cross stitch graphic said otherwise!

Every day is merh day for southlandshari!

[merh]

66. You are far too kind! :-)

:hug: :loveya: And you are really the bestest! :hug:

thanks for the love! :pals:

[southlandshari]

70. No I'm not!

[merh]

72. Don't argue with me!

I tell you that you are and that is all there is to it! x(



:rofl: :pals: :hug:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

73. Don't tell me what to do!

[merh]

76. Don't make me come over there!

:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

77. Yeah, but can you do that in two languages?

:P

[merh]

78. Sure -

Oh, moja droga jacie kocham
Means that I love you so,
Moja droga jacie kocham
More than you'll ever know.
Kocham ciebie calem serce
Love you with all my heart.
Return to me, and always be
My melody of love.


:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

79. I'm gonna have to show a little skin here.

[merh]

80. How much plainer can I make it?

[merh]

81. You bring such sunshine to folks lives!

[merh]

82. Got to run - got to go

But I just want you to know!
















:hug: Have a great evening! Don't eat too many moon pies! :silly: :loveya:

[Taxloss]

46. "What are you doing in my garden? Why are you dressed as a clam?"

I'm fairly sure I've never said that.

Unless it was you.

[southlandshari]

55. Oops.

Fancy meeting you here....



:rofl:

[youthere]

60. I'm eating ALLL the moon pies....

I've never said that, because I wouldn't do that to her.

[southlandshari]

63. Noooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm loading them up on the truck and making a quick getaway!

[Cannikin]

65. I've never told her what a hell-of-a mod she is.

[southlandshari]

67. Wow. That means a LOT to me.

Seriously. Especially coming from you, darlin'!

I want everyone to know that Cannikan was a mod with me my first term, but we didn't know each other well at the time. One day I had been too long at the pool and sitting too close to the cooler (draw your own conclusions), and I came back in and logged on, and, feeling quite relaxed and uninhibited, I sent poor Cannikan a PM asking him why the hell he spent so much time in the Lounge instead of the mod forum - and told him he should get his sweet ass in there and help out!!

:rofl:

Little did I know then what I know now about the lot of you!

:loveya:

Cannikan - you just made my week! May I add you to my list of beautiful but unavailable men for whom I have undying love and affection?

:hug:

[Dave Reynolds]

68. "You want me to put it WHERE?!?"

I have never, or ever will, say anything like that to our beloved SouthlandShari.

[southlandshari]

71. Why not?

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

74. Because then you would want me to move firewood or furniture!

O8) O8) O8)


:P

[southlandshari]

75. Ooooohhhhhhh!

I thought you meant, er, um....

Never mind.

;)

[Tikki]

83. South? you bet...land? Well, OK....Shari?..Shar-ee what?..

Southland Shari...yeah, sure!!!!


Tikki

[southlandshari]

84. Hello Tikki!

You were pretty safe with any response there, as I don't think you have ever said anything to me!

:hi: