I'm running for most EVIL DUer. This is why you should vote for me.

[yvr girl]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4195963&mesg_id=4195963

-As I said in the other thread, I eat puppies and kittens
-I hypnotized Romeo (Skinner's dog) and gave him a suggestion to 'do his business' on the DU servers. I'm waiting for a really big news day to put the plan into action.
-I made Will Pitt pick on CaliforniaPeggy and she was brought to tears.
-I encourage DS1 to call Matcom in the middle of the night even though I know it's Mrs.Matcom who will answer the phone
-I made Progmom cry
-As many of you know, I hate mothers.
-I am foul-tempered and mean.
-I started all the threads regarding children being in restaurants
-I voted for Bush

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. You said something to me once

that made me hide in the shower for three days.

Y'got my vote. :thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

4. I did?

I'm sorry.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS APOLOGY SHOULD IN NO WAY DETRACT FROM MY EVILNESS

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Don't remember what it was

Might've been something nice and I panicked because I'm, y'know, a geek and all. :freak:

No, wait — couldna been. Eee-villl folks don't say nice things. :shrug:

[khashka]

2. I know...

we try and try to hate you (god knows I've tried!).You're just gonna have to live with the fact we actually kinda like you.


Sorry, I'm all tapped out today... can you be evil tomorrow?


Khash.

[Az]

3. Which is more evil

Someone that is clearly evil and readily recognisable as evil? Or someone that is more subtle about it? Someone that may not seem to be evil.

:evilgrin:

[Canadian Socialist]

6. I am voting for you, yvr girl

because you live in Vancouver.... I live in Calgary. Ergo, you must be evil to have lucked into that gig over me - pure of heart and deed, but living in FUCKING CALGARY!

[SOteric]

7. Oh Phurphoo.

In order to be evil you can be so dadd-gummed cute.

[RetroLounge]

8. Oooh, I almost voted for you

But then you didn't start the Brazillion Joke threads, so I cannot, in good faith, vote for you.

RL

[progmom]

9. yep - you have my vote

:hi:

[Debi]

10. Yes, but do you use Corn Flakes for your fried chicken?

Or listen to Laura Brannigan? How bad can you REALLY be?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear yvr girl.......

It is TRUE that you got Will Pitt to pick on me......

BUT, my dear, the tears were tears of LAUGHTER!


NO votes for you from this amused DU'er!



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